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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:48:43 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>News</title><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:31:10 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>Episode 22 rocks!</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:04:48 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2010/3/2/episode-22-rocks.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:6886577</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>No really, when you listen to episode 22, you get a sneak peak at one of the tracks from a fresh new band- Lord of the Fly.&nbsp; When you listen to episode 22, your penis will also grow like 16 inches maybe.&nbsp; Results may vary.&nbsp; I'm not even sure if this can be guaranteed.&nbsp; I just know it happened to me.&nbsp;</p>
<p>UncleSpace is coming down for a bit, and I'm sure it will be greatly missed.&nbsp;&nbsp; ......&nbsp;</p>
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<p>ANYWHO!&nbsp; check out <a href="http://www.myspace.com/lordoftheflyrock">http://www.myspace.com/lordoftheflyrock</a></p>
<p>SEND US EMAILS AND COMPLETE THE LIST ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE WEBPAGE YOU NON-HELPING MOTHERFUCKERS.</p>
<p>Also a quick shoutout to Dik- Your father is a eunuch and your mother was impregnated at a truckstop.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-6886577.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Hooray Palinka!</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:19:10 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2010/2/26/hooray-palinka.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:6842235</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Here is a free tip from YUL- when you make your own podcast, dont  record on the night you consume copius amounts of alcohol, because you  will only fall behind on your homework, daily chores, bills, and  uploading the podcast in time.&nbsp; Here it is!&nbsp; Only 5 days behind!</p>
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<p><br />Btw,  I'm selling a lot of shit on Craigslist, so if you need gun parts or an  intel Core2 E4300, shoot an email to youruncleslap@gmail.com﻿</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-6842235.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>A milestone</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 09:04:33 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2010/2/15/a-milestone.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:6694694</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 20 is now available for your grabbins.&nbsp; I wasn't really thinking when I typed the name of episode 20, so dont expect any actual poopsichords within the podcast.&nbsp; Thanks for hanging in there with us.&nbsp; Here's to 20 more.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-6694694.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>YUL speshul</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:52:39 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2010/2/9/yul-speshul.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:6633348</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>While we do poke fun at those who dont deserve it, we here at Your Uncle's Lap are not completely stone hearted.&nbsp; Next episode we will be donating 1$ for every website hit, podcast download (ANY episode), and viewer in stickam to a very special child.</p>
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<p>Young Travis "Drumrave" has dealt with down's syndrome his entire life, and has recently been diagnosed with prostate and rectal cancer.&nbsp; Travis has been a personal friend of a friend for many years, and we hope that he can hang in there.&nbsp; You too can be his friend by listening to Your Uncle's Lap.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-6633348.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Mentally challenged + arena + swords = Ep. 19</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:47:33 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2010/2/8/mentally-challenged-arena-swords-ep-19.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:6612872</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Lots of new stuff in the works.&nbsp; Episode 19 is now available on iTunes via our fancy new button on the right.&nbsp; We also have all of our episodes available to stream if you click on our quality "Listen Man" player on the right.</p>
<p>As you can tell, we have been working on updating the site a little bit.&nbsp; It's all a work in progress and you will see more updates in the coming weeks.&nbsp; Pay special attention to our banner on the left and give those a click.&nbsp;</p>
<p>There is also a new Brad Beam Uncensored that you MUST check out.&nbsp; You can find him by clicking on Uncle Brad under our UncleSpace icon.&nbsp; Also check out our other UncleSpace sections, and our Ladies of the Lap section under Media.</p>
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<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/post-images/cup0001.JPG?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265353657359" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-6569132.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Episode 18 / Ladies of the Lap / Guest appearance by David Blaine!</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 04:36:23 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2010/2/1/episode-18-ladies-of-the-lap-guest-appearance-by-david-blain.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:6526394</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>The artificial intelligence chips in dildos have become self aware! &nbsp;I for one, welcome our new vibrating overlords. &nbsp;In order to keep them happy we must cover the subjects they have on their list. &nbsp;These include Comicon, passions vs. money, maturbation and it's link to prostate cancer, and Rydog's lunch trip to the strip club where he found his future wife.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 450px;" src="http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/bigbear.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265085562137" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-6526394.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>YUL - NOW YOU CAN WEAR IT!</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:31:34 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2010/1/25/yul-now-you-can-wear-it.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:6424201</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>We are currently working on making some Your Uncle's Lap merchandise.&nbsp; Don't worry, we arent trying to make a buck off you guys.&nbsp; Yet.&nbsp; This is just a prototype showing one of the many things we might be able to do.&nbsp; We WILL have some fancy YUL drinking glasses available soon and will be giving those away to a few lucky folks who have helped us get to where we are now.&nbsp; We should hopefully have pictures of these glasses within the coming weeks.&nbsp; Stay tuned for details as to how you could get your hands on one.&nbsp; Also, there is a topic in the message boards about what you guys might be interested in as far as YUL gear, so leave us your feedback.</p>
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<p>I'd also like to note that episode 17 is now available, and more details about YUL gear can be found there, as well as many other nutty ramblings, so give it a listen.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-6424201.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>.:. .. :: .:: :.:. ..: .: ::.. .. . .. ..:</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:27:47 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2010/1/18/324715685941.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:6357428</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>YUL.com is now available in braille for the Kindle reader and telegraphs.&nbsp; Jk.</p>
<p>LOTS of new stuff is available guys.&nbsp; Heres the rundown:</p>
<p><strong>Episode 16 - Available on iTunes, direct download on the site, and streaming on our media player.&nbsp; Rate us on iTunes, let us know what you think, and watch us LIVE on stickam.com when we record.<br /></strong></p>
<p><br /><strong>Dr. Sleazy - Our newest UncleSpace addition.&nbsp; Dr. Sleazy is an expert on relationship advice for men.&nbsp; Maybe women too.&nbsp; Send us an email with your questions ATTN to Dr. Sleazy in the subject and he will answer your questions on his page.&nbsp; Be sure to check him out and see the knowledge he has already given.</strong></p>
<p><br /><strong>Ladies of the Lap - Big props to the ladies who have stepped up and made themselves billboards for our benefit as well as the benefit of you guys.&nbsp; Definately check out our Ladies section under the Media menu.</strong></p>
<p><strong><br />Minor site updates including the Twitter feed on the left.&nbsp; Keep checking the site and take a look at the Twitter feed to see day to day YUL updates.&nbsp; Follow us on Twitter if you use it often.</strong></p>
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<p>We have also had a few YUL hosted events here at the studio.&nbsp; We have hosted a 2010 New Years party, as well as the birthday of Jimmy Mudbutt.&nbsp; If you are in the Texas area and you are just looking for a place to throw down, meet some folks, and drink yourself into a coma, send us an email and see what your uncles can do for you.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-6357428.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>New "Ladies of the Lap" photos!</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:45:38 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2010/1/11/new-ladies-of-the-lap-photos.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:6296837</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>These are purely for scientific research purposes.&nbsp; Check 'em out under the Media section above.</p>
<p><strong>ALSO: note the twitter feed on the sidebar.&nbsp; All small updates, schedules, and future podcast information will be posted there.&nbsp; The news section will mainly be reserved for major news updates such as podcasts.</strong></p>
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