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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sat, 18 Feb 2012 19:08:32 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>News</title><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 17:46:47 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>Where is YUL???</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 17:46:33 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2012/1/21/where-is-yul.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:14673232</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Any time you take on a project, much like a band, it requires everyone involved to be in harmony.&nbsp; Sometimes one of the band members gets on hardcore drugs, or shoots themselves, or they just simply don't get along- and poof, there goes your favorite band. &nbsp;<br /><br />In the case of the podcast, it required us to be in a relationship that we had to tend to.&nbsp; A relationship that required us all to budget our time and money to keep alive.&nbsp; It also required us to find funny and interesting aspects in our own lives, and present it to the public once a week.&nbsp; The truth is, life isn't funny or interesting 100% of the time, and in regards to the podcast we needed to step away.&nbsp; 3 dudes with different aspirations and personalities.&nbsp; Each of us have lives outside of the podcast to tend to, and the podcast ended up on the back burner.<br /><br />The extent of our "fame" has always remained somewhat unknown, but for those that listened and enjoyed the show, thank you, I hope we accomplished our goal.&nbsp; What's left is an archive of more than 93 hours of audio that spanned over 2 years.<br /><br />As for the future, who knows.&nbsp; What was YUL, when was it going to end, and was it ever going to get better?&nbsp; Bands sometimes get back together, but is the current entity of Van Halen as good as Van Halen from the late 70's?</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-14673232.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Episode 93 and VOTE FOR SEISMIC TOSS!</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 05:50:11 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2011/12/5/episode-93-and-vote-for-seismic-toss.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:13994795</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 93 is up and ready to roll. &nbsp;At the end we play a rad song from our friends at Seismic Toss take a few seconds if you like it and help them out by following the instructions below!</p>
<p>1. &nbsp;This is a FACEBOOK Contest For one lucky band to win free X-mas studio time</p>
<p><strong>2. &nbsp;T</strong>he page link is located at<strong><a href="http://www.facebook.com/tandmrecordingstudio" target="_blank">http://www.facebook.com/tandmrecordingstudio</a></strong></p>
<p>&nbsp;(User must &ldquo;LIKE&rdquo; Fan Page in order to vote)</p>
<p>3. &nbsp;FB user can only vote 1 time &amp; all votes must be in by &nbsp;DEC.24th</p>
<p>4. &nbsp;On the fan page at the left hand side there is an icon that says &ldquo;Poll&rdquo; and that&rsquo;s where you place your vote.</p>
<p>5. &nbsp;Vote For&nbsp;<strong>Seismic Toss</strong>&nbsp;so they can record their new song Earthbound!!!!!</p>
<p>6. &nbsp;Also after the voting process there is an option of sharing the Poll with friends, groups, and etc if desired..</p>
<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Other links to know:</p>
<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Soundcloud.com/seismictossmusic</p>
<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Facebook.com/seismictossmusic&nbsp; &lt;Fan Page&gt;</p>
<p>&nbsp;And all music is up for FREE DOWNLOAD on both sites.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/armpit_hair-764640.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1323150668174" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-13994795.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Episode 92 and Seismic Toss</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 05:27:52 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2011/11/30/episode-92-and-seismic-toss.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:13926628</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Hey kiddies! &nbsp;We have Episode 92 up and ready to blast your brain with comedy! &nbsp;Before you go check out the new episode do us a favor and help out our friends over at Seismic Toss a bit. &nbsp;There is a contest for a free recording at a Studio. &nbsp;Seismic Toss have been HUGE supporters of the Lap and just flat out put out some badass music. &nbsp;To help them out follow these instructions...</p>
<p>1. &nbsp;This is a FACEBOOK Contest For one lucky band to win free X-mas studio time</p>
<p><strong>2. &nbsp;T</strong>he page link is located at <strong><a href="http://www.facebook.com/tandmrecordingstudio" target="_blank">http://www.facebook.com/tandmrecordingstudio</a></strong></p>
<p>&nbsp;(User must &ldquo;LIKE&rdquo; Fan Page in order to vote)</p>
<p>3. &nbsp;FB user can only vote 1 time &amp; all votes must be in by &nbsp;DEC.24th</p>
<p>4. &nbsp;On the fan page at the left hand side there is an icon that says &ldquo;Poll&rdquo; and that&rsquo;s where you place your vote.</p>
<p>5. &nbsp;Vote For <strong>Seismic Toss</strong> so they can record their new song Earthbound!!!!!</p>
<p>6. &nbsp;Also after the voting process there is an option of sharing the Poll with friends, groups, and etc if desired..</p>
<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Other links to know:</p>
<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Soundcloud.com/seismictossmusic</p>
<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Facebook.com/seismictossmusic&nbsp; &lt;Fan Page&gt;</p>
<p>&nbsp;And all music is up for FREE DOWNLOAD on both sites.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 450px;" src="http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/cow.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1322717432417" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-13926628.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Episode 91 - A Cornucopia Of Comedy</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 03:57:33 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2011/11/22/episode-91-a-cornucopia-of-comedy.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:13835326</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>GOT OUR LATEST EPISODE UP JUST IN TIME FOR YOUR THANKSGIVING DRIVE! &nbsp;</p>
<p>BEWM!</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/cook-book-cornucopia.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1322020683183" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-13835326.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Episode 90 and our live shows moving to Sunday!</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 07:54:28 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2011/11/21/episode-90-and-our-live-shows-moving-to-sunday.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:13805237</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Hey guuyyyzzzz! &nbsp;</p>
<p>Been a while. &nbsp;Sorry we had an episode get messed up and we couldn't use it so it looks like we were gone longer than we really were. &nbsp;Episode 90 is up and ready to rock. &nbsp;Check it out on iTunes, your Android device, or just by clicking the "Listen to the Lap" picture over there on the right side. &nbsp;</p>
<p>Bill got a promotion at work and has to work Thursday nights. &nbsp;We had a talk about the best way to keep the show as consistent as popular and the decision has been made to move our recording / live streaming of our shows to Sunday nights at 8 PM CST.</p>
<p>If you have any questions please shoot us an e-mail at hairyweiners@youruncleslap.com</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/220px-Bob_at_Easel.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1321862240404" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-13805237.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Trick or treat!</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:30:59 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2011/11/1/trick-or-treat.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:13558306</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the delay in getting Ep 89 up.&nbsp; We have all been too busy playing with our halloweiners.&nbsp; Give it a listen to some never before heard content!&nbsp; Not heard because our live feed kept dieing.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/fat_people_18.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1320193957788" alt="" width="459" height="308" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-13558306.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Yo dawg! Episode 88 is ready to go!</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 13:23:09 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2011/10/23/yo-dawg-episode-88-is-ready-to-go.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:13426544</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Ryan gets caught driving with no insurance. &nbsp;Nolan Ryan talks about snow monkeys. &nbsp;Cody is just being a Juggalo.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Thanks to Shawn Martin for donating money to the Lap! &nbsp;You TOO can help us out by donating via the "Support The Habit" links at the top left of the YUL site!</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/stetson-cologne-by-coty-2-oz-cologne-spray-men.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1319376281871" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-13426544.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Episode 87 - B3. Lemon Gatorade.</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 05:45:34 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2011/10/18/episode-87-b3-lemon-gatorade.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:13320609</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>87 is out!&nbsp; Ryan is out.&nbsp; Leroy is in.&nbsp; Check out Episode 87 to get your fill.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.thevendingstation.com/images/gatorade.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1318916839963" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/rss-comments-entry-13320609.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Episode 86 - Steve Jobs Is Effing Dead</title><dc:creator>Your Uncles Lap</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 02:37:43 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/news/2011/10/10/episode-86-steve-jobs-is-effing-dead.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">429784:4864277:13152324</guid><description><![CDATA[<div id="_mcePaste"></div>
<div id="_mcePaste">Steve Jobs has died and our panties are in a tizzy AND a wad! &nbsp;In this episode we pay our respects.</div>
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