An awkward yet safe place to be http://www.youruncleslap.com 144 144 http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/itunesalbum1442.jpg http://www.youruncleslap.com en-us Comedy An Unemployed Uncle Copyright 2009 Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:30:00 -0600 Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:30:00 -0600 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss youruncleslap@gmail.com (Your Uncle) youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, and Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill An Awkward Yet Safe Place... Your Uncles Lap is a look at life through the eyes of three revolutionary visionaries. We didn't ask for this responsibility but now that it has been thrust upon us we WILL accept it! Ryan, Cody, and Bill youruncleslap@gmail.com Yes http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/10/6/episode-1-things-we-hate.html http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20090928.mp3 First official episode! BOY HOWDY! On this episode we talk about things we hate and get the general feel of how all of this hippety hoppety works! Podcasts Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes First official episode! BOY HOWDY! On this episode we talk about things we hate and get the general feel of how all of this hippety hoppety works! First official episode! BOY HOWDY! On this episode we talk about things we hate and get the general feel of how all of this hippety hoppety works! 00:54:21 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/10/12/episode-2-final-wishes.html http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091005.mp3 In episode 2 we share our fan-mail, talk about things we would want to accomplish before we die, and compare our experiences with the worst gift we have ever received. Podcasts Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes In episode 2 we share our fan-mail, talk about things we would want to accomplish before we die, and compare our experiences with the worst gift we have ever received. In episode 2 we share our fan-mail, talk about things we would want to accomplish before we die, and compare our experiences with the worst gift we have ever received. 00:52:17 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/10/12/episode-3-our-childhood.html http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091012.mp3 During episode 3 we take a venturous dive into the depths of our youth and discuss the moments that left an impact in our childhood and made us into the terrible characters that we are today. Special props go out to our moms and dads. Podcasts Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes During episode 3 we take a venturous dive into the depths of our youth and discuss the moments that left an impact in our childhood and made us into the terrible characters that we are today. Special props go out to our moms and dads. During episode 3 we take a venturous dive into the depths of our youth and discuss the moments that left an impact in our childhood and made us into the terrible characters that we are today. Special props go out to our moms and dads. 00:52:17 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2009/10/19/episode-4-just-observations.html http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091019.mp3 This week we tackle a few random observations such as Oprah, the work ethic of Mexicans, and ponder sexing up vagrants. We are changing the flow of our show a bit and making plans for more website features. Podcasts Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes This week we tackle a few random observations such as Oprah, the work ethic of Mexicans, and ponder sexing up vagrants. We are changing the flow of our show a bit and making plans for more website features. This week we tackle a few random observations such as Oprah, the work ethic of Mexicans, and ponder sexing up vagrants. We are changing the flow of our show a bit and making plans for more website features. 00:45:42 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2009/10/26/episode-5-yul-responds.html http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091026.mp3 In this episode we respond to listener emails answering some challenging questions, share listener experiences and discuss the douche. There are many other adventures in this dinosaur themed podcast brought to you by Summers Eve. Podcasts Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes In this episode we respond to listener emails answering some challenging questions, share listener experiences and discuss the douche. There are many other adventures in this dinosaur themed podcast brought to you by Summers Eve. In this episode we respond to listener emails answering some challenging questions, share listener experiences and discuss the douche. There are many other adventures in this dinosaur themed podcast brought to you by Summers Eve. 01:00:51 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/11/3/episode-6-crossing-swords.html http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091103.mp3 In episode 6 we review our Halloween weekend, answer more emails from listeners, discuss the magical properties of bacon, and receive topless pictures of someones slutty wife! Podcasts Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes In episode 6 we review our Halloween weekend, answer more emails from listeners, discuss the magical properties of bacon, and receive topless pictures of someones slutty wife! In episode 6 we review our Halloween weekend, answer more emails from listeners, discuss the magical properties of bacon, and receive topless pictures of someones slutty wife! 00:59:48 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2009/11/9/episode-7-magick-cast.html http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091109.mp3 Episode 7 is full of all kinds of amazing bullshits. Guilty pleasures, ruined moments, and other general ranting and raving. Podcasts Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes Episode 7 is full of all kinds of amazing bullshits. Guilty pleasures, ruined moments, and other general ranting and raving. Episode 7 is full of all kinds of amazing bullshits. Guilty pleasures, ruined moments, and other general ranting and raving. 01:04:58 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/11/16/episode-8-pros-and-cons.html http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091116.mp3 As we pain our way though episode 8, we discuss pros and cons of several topics, the validity of signatures, why Fry's Electronics sucks dick, and overall just try to have a podcast that wont earn us a one way ticket to hell. My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-5343198049ff8d0b40641a897d989357} Podcasts Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes As we pain our way though episode 8, we discuss pros and cons of several topics, the validity of signatures, why Fry's Electronics sucks dick, and overall just try to have a podcast that wont earn us a one way ticket to hell. As we pain our way though episode 8, we discuss pros and cons of several topics, the validity of signatures, why Fry's Electronics sucks dick, and overall just try to have a podcast that wont earn us a one way ticket to hell. 01:15:44 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/11/22/episode-9-how-long-is-your-chode.html http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091122.mp3 In our 9th installment of YUL, we answer a few emails, talk about what we are thankful for, figure out the day we were conceived, and have some behind the scenes talk about the progress and future of our podcast. Podcasts Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes In our 9th installment of YUL, we answer a few emails, talk about what we are thankful for, figure out the day we were conceived, and have some behind the scenes talk about the progress and future of our podcast. In our 9th installment of YUL, we answer a few emails, talk about what we are thankful for, figure out the day we were conceived, and have some behind the scenes talk about the progress and future of our podcast. 01:06:44 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/12/8/hora-de-la-variedad-del-episodio-10-especial.html http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091208.mp3 Celebrating our 10th episde, we do something a little different for this podcast. Thanks to those for listening and giving us feedback and keeping us going. Podcasts Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes Celebrating our 10th episde, we do something a little different for this podcast. Thanks to those for listening and giving us feedback and keeping us going. Celebrating our 10th episde, we do something a little different for this podcast. Thanks to those for listening and giving us feedback and keeping us going. 01:07:20 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/12/13/episode-11-future-cast.html http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091213.mp3 On our 11th episode of YUL, we discuss Dungeons and Dragons, sex robots, and what we would do if we could travel into the future. Podcasts Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes On our 11th episode of YUL, we discuss Dungeons and Dragons, sex robots, and what we would do if we could travel into the future. On our 11th episode of YUL, we discuss Dungeons and Dragons, sex robots, and what we would do if we could travel into the future. 01:00:52 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/12/19/episode-12-too-many-midgers.html http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091219.mp3 Fucking Midgers! They're always fucking everything up! This week we talk about getting busted looking at girls booties, cleaning up the crime scene when the others die in compromising positions, and wax poetic on the pros and cons of the new proposed health bill. Podcasts Sat, 19 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes Fucking Midgers! They're always fucking everything up! This week we talk about getting busted looking at girls booties, cleaning up the crime scene when the others die in compromising positions, and wax poetic on the pros and cons of the new proposed health bill. Fucking Midgers! They're always fucking everything up! This week we talk about getting busted looking at girls booties, cleaning up the crime scene when the others die in compromising positions, and wax poetic on the pros and cons of the new proposed health bill. 00:58:40 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/12/24/yuletide-podcast.html http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091224.mp3 Get it? YUL? Merry Christmas folks. In this podcast we answer a few emails, and play a little game where we spin the wheel of stereotypes. Podcasts Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes Get it? YUL? Merry Christmas folks. In this podcast we answer a few emails, and play a little game where we spin the wheel of stereotypes. Get it? YUL? Merry Christmas folks. In this podcast we answer a few emails, and play a little game where we spin the wheel of stereotypes. 01:17:06 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/1/4/episode-14-yul-09-review.html http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100104.mp3 The first podcast of 2010. To celebrate the new year, we put a close to 2009. We reveal our 2009 personal statistics, review media, and break ground on things to come in 2010. This was also the first podcast that we did before a live audience via stickam.com. Podcasts Mon, 04 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes The first podcast of 2010. To celebrate the new year, we put a close to 2009. We reveal our 2009 personal statistics, review media, and break ground on things to come in 2010. This was also the first podcast that we did before a live audience via stickam.com. The first podcast of 2010. To celebrate the new year, we put a close to 2009. We reveal our 2009 personal statistics, review media, and break ground on things to come in 2010. This was also the first podcast that we did before a live audience via stickam.com. 01:11:21 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/1/11/episode-15-catfish.html http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100111.mp3 Pick up methods, crazy cults, sex robots, and Bill's Mom's Bulldog. What do all of these things have in common? Catfish! Our second live broadcast went swimmingly.....like a catfish! Give into peer pressure and take a gander at this badboy. Podcasts Mon, 11 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes Pick up methods, crazy cults, sex robots, and Bill's Mom's Bulldog. What do all of these things have in common? Catfish! Our second live broadcast went swimmingly.....like a catfish! Give into peer pressure and take a gander at this badboy. Pick up methods, crazy cults, sex robots, and Bill's Mom's Bulldog. What do all of these things have in common? Catfish! Our second live broadcast went swimmingly.....like a catfish! Give into peer pressure and take a gander at this badboy. 01:18:14 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/1/18/episode-16-available-in-braille.html http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100118.mp3 This go around we discuss butt peeing, pay our respects to the dead, make fun of deaf AND blind people, and share our eulogies in the event that we do die. Podcasts Mon, 18 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes This go around we discuss butt peeing, pay our respects to the dead, make fun of deaf AND blind people, and share our eulogies in the event that we do die. This go around we discuss butt peeing, pay our respects to the dead, make fun of deaf AND blind people, and share our eulogies in the event that we do die. 00:58:41 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/1/25/episode-17-jk-jesus.html http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100125.mp3 In Episode 17 we talk about odd names, pissing in strip clubs, earthquakes (again), and a bunch of other things that make the heavens pissed off at us. At least we didnt really make fun of black people this time. Podcasts Mon, 25 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes In Episode 17 we talk about odd names, pissing in strip clubs, earthquakes (again), and a bunch of other things that make the heavens pissed off at us. At least we didnt really make fun of black people this time. In Episode 17 we talk about odd names, pissing in strip clubs, earthquakes (again), and a bunch of other things that make the heavens pissed off at us. At least we didnt really make fun of black people this time. 01:17:34 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/2/1/episode-18-ghost-beer.html http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100201.mp3 The artificial intelligence chips in dildos have become self aware! I for one, welcome our new vibrating overlords. In order to keep them happy we must cover the subjects they have on their list. These include Comicon, passions vs. money, maturbation and it's link to prostate cancer, and Rydog's lunch trip to the strip club where he found his future wife. Podcasts Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes The artificial intelligence chips in dildos have become self aware! I for one, welcome our new vibrating overlords. In order to keep them happy we must cover the subjects they have on their list. These include Comicon, passions vs. money, maturbation and it's link to prostate cancer, and Rydog's lunch trip to the strip club where he found his future wife. The artificial intelligence chips in dildos have become self aware! I for one, welcome our new vibrating overlords. In order to keep them happy we must cover the subjects they have on their list. These include Comicon, passions vs. money, maturbation and it's link to prostate cancer, and Rydog's lunch trip to the strip club where he found his future wife. 01:06:33 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/2/8/episode-19-retard-thunderdome.html http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100208.mp3 If being wrong means I can't make fun of people that are of lesser intelligence, then I don't want to be right. As we near our 20th episode of Your Uncle's Lap, we talk about retarded people. Don't blame us, blame the Arc of Northern Virginia for officially turning the word "Retarded" into a derogatory term. Podcasts Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes If being wrong means I can't make fun of people that are of lesser intelligence, then I don't want to be right. As we near our 20th episode of Your Uncle's Lap, we talk about retarded people. Don't blame us, blame the Arc of Northern Virginia for officially turning the word "Retarded" into a derogatory term. If being wrong means I can't make fun of people that are of lesser intelligence, then I don't want to be right. As we near our 20th episode of Your Uncle's Lap, we talk about retarded people. Don't blame us, blame the Arc of Northern Virginia for officially turning the word "Retarded" into a derogatory term. 00:53:45 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/2/15/episode-20-poopsichord.html http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100215.mp3 Having trouble sleeping at night? Problematic uclers keep reappearing? Can't quite get your cat to JUST USE THE LITTERBOX?!?!!? Make your problems disappear with Your Uncles Lap Episode 20! That's right! For the small cost of FREE you get 19 fabulous episodes from Ryan, Cody, and Bill. Wait...there's more! If you go to our website RIGHT NOW we'll throw in the 20th Episode absolutely FREE! That's 20 episodes of self deprication, racism, and the most sophisticated dick and fart humor this side of NAMBLA's New York Office!? Podcasts Mon, 15 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes Having trouble sleeping at night? Problematic uclers keep reappearing? Can't quite get your cat to JUST USE THE LITTERBOX?!?!!? Make your problems disappear with Your Uncles Lap Episode 20! That's right! For the small cost of FREE you get 19 fabulous episodes from Ryan, Cody, and Bill. Wait...there's more! If you go to our website RIGHT NOW we'll throw in the 20th Episode absolutely FREE! That's 20 episodes of self deprication, racism, and the most sophisticated dick and fart humor this side of NAMBLA's New York Office!? Having trouble sleeping at night? Problematic uclers keep reappearing? Can't quite get your cat to JUST USE THE LITTERBOX?!?!!? Make your problems disappear with Your Uncles Lap Episode 20! That's right! For the small cost of FREE you get 19 fabulous episodes from Ryan, Cody, and Bill. Wait...there's more! If you go to our website RIGHT NOW we'll throw in the 20th Episode absolutely FREE! That's 20 episodes of self deprication, racism, and the most sophisticated dick and fart humor this side of NAMBLA's New York Office!? 00:59:23 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/2/26/episode-21-egesegedre.html http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100226.mp3 Alcohol, plane crashes, olympics, alcohol, retarded babies, alcohol. That about sums up our 21st episode. Check it out!!!! Podcasts Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes Alcohol, plane crashes, olympics, alcohol, retarded babies, alcohol. That about sums up our 21st episode. Check it out!!!! Alcohol, plane crashes, olympics, alcohol, retarded babies, alcohol. That about sums up our 21st episode. Check it out!!!! 00:57:22 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/3/2/episode-22-jtb.html http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100302.mp3 1. Intro 2. Points of interest 3. Brad resume 4. Emails 4a. Ideal first date 5. News 5a. Nude picture 5b. Smoking monkey 5c. Uncle list 5d. Vampyre ;) 7. Website info 8. Jacket bit 9. Plug Lord of the Fly and outro. Podcasts Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600 youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill) Ryan, Cody, and Bill Yes 1. Intro 2. Points of interest 3. Brad resume 4. Emails 4a. Ideal first date 5. News 5a. Nude picture 5b. Smoking monkey 5c. Uncle list 5d. Vampyre ;) 7. Website info 8. Jacket bit 9. Plug Lord of the Fly and outro. 01:10:20 Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen