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<title>Your Uncles Lap</title>

<description>An awkward yet safe place to be...</description>

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<itunes:subtitle>An Awkward Yet Safe Place...</itunes:subtitle>

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Your Uncles Lap is a comedy podcast based out of Austin, Texas.  Ryan, Cody, and Bill talk about a myriad of subjects and put a perverted yet unique twist on everything they discuss.
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	<itunes:name>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:name>
	<itunes:email>youruncleslap@gmail.com</itunes:email>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>


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<title>Episode 93 - My Sisters Pits</title>
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<description>It's the official YUL fetish episode.  We talk about Cody making it to the front page of Reddit with Bills birthday present and then we play Guess The Philia.</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>It's the official YUL fetish episode.  We talk about Cody making it to the front page of Reddit with Bills birthday present and then we play Guess The Philia.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>It's the official YUL fetish episode.  We talk about Cody making it to the front page of Reddit with Bills birthday present and then we play Guess The Philia.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:06:51</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncles Lap, Your Uncle's Lap, Reddit, armpit fetish, comedy podcast</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 92 - Hey Kristy Sabo Come Get Your Oats</title>
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<description>Ryan talks about Shazaaming a song during a porn he is watching.  James talks about the time he accidentally watched tranny porn.  Everyone talks about their Thanksgivings and we wrap it up with some news.</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Ryan talks about Shazaaming a song during a porn he is watching.  James talks about the time he accidentally watched tranny porn.  Everyone talks about their Thanksgivings and we wrap it up with some news.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Ryan talks about Shazaaming a song during a porn he is watching.  James talks about the time he accidentally watched tranny porn.  Everyone talks about their Thanksgivings and we wrap it up with some news.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:05:46</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncles Lap, Your Uncle's Lap, Porn, Shazaam, Comedy Podcast</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 91 - A Cornucopia Of Comedy</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2011/11/22/episode-91-a-cornucopia-of-comedy.html</link>
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<description>Just in time for your Thanksgiving drive!  Buying clothes, going to the zoo, joining a martial arts clan!  We pull out all the stops!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Just in time for your Thanksgiving drive!  Buying clothes, going to the zoo, joining a martial arts clan!  We pull out all the stops!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Just in time for your Thanksgiving drive!  Buying clothes, going to the zoo, joining a martial arts clan!  We pull out all the stops!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:16:27</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncles Lap, Your Uncle's Lap, Macys Day Parade, MC Hammer, MC Hammer Search Engine, Comedy Podcast</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 90 - A Lot Of Prisons Have Art Programs</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2011/11/21/episode-90-a-lot-of-prisons-have-art-programs.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP9020111117.mp3</guid>
<description>Ryan talks about an awkward moment at Subway.  The boys talk about their time at Comic-Con Austin.  We do some news and talk about the perfect way to take dick pics.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Ryan talks about an awkward moment at Subway.  The boys talk about their time at Comic-Con Austin.  We do some news and talk about the perfect way to take dick pics.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Ryan talks about an awkward moment at Subway.  The boys talk about their time at Comic-Con Austin.  We do some news and talk about the perfect way to take dick pics.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:02:20</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncles Lap, Your Uncle's Lap, Adam Baldwin, Comic-Con, Edward Furlong, Jason David Frank, Kevin Sorbo, Comedy Podcast</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 89 - Halloweiner</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/11/1/episode-89-halloweiner.html</link>
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<description>Happy Halloween!  During this episode we find a fart machine, James does a lot of walking, Bill buys a lotto ticket, and Cody builds a coffin.  We also have Writer/Director/Actor Greg Sisco read us a bit from his new book, Thicker Than Water.  We also play a sample from our good friend Uncle Waldo over at CampGroundPirateRadio.com. </description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Happy Halloween!  During this episode we find a fart machine, James does a lot of walking, Bill buys a lotto ticket, and Cody builds a coffin.  We also have Writer/Director/Actor Greg Sisco read us a bit from his new book, Thicker Than Water.  We also play a sample from our good friend Uncle Waldo over at CampGroundPirateRadio.com.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Happy Halloween!  During this episode we find a fart machine, James does a lot of walking, Bill buys a lotto ticket, and Cody builds a coffin.  We also have Writer/Director/Actor Greg Sisco read us a bit from his new book, Thicker Than Water.  We also play a sample from our good friend Uncle Waldo over at CampGroundPirateRadio.com.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:09:50</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Halloween, Thicker than water, afro comb, crunchwrap supreme, fart, fart soundboard, poop town, scary, vampire</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 88 - Experimenting With Their Fathers Cologne</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/10/23/episode-88-experimenting-with-their-fathers-cologne.html</link>
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<description>Ryan gets caught driving with no insurance.  Nolan Ryan talks about snow monkeys.  Cody is just being a Juggalo.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Ryan gets caught driving with no insurance.  Nolan Ryan talks about snow monkeys.  Cody is just being a Juggalo.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Ryan gets caught driving with no insurance.  Nolan Ryan talks about snow monkeys.  Cody is just being a Juggalo.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:06:21</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, your uncle's lap, comedy, comedy podcast, gaddafi, gaddafi dead, nolan ryan, nolan ryan snow monkeys</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 87 - B3.  Lemon Gatorade.</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2011/10/18/episode-87-b3-lemon-gatorade.html</link>
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<description>Ryan is missing!  Never fear, we got Cody, Bill, James and Christina in for the news.  This week we celebrate birthdays, share some confessions, and talk about missing bees and wallstreet.  It is a show very fitting of the title "Episode 87."  We wrap up with music from Seismic Toss, making this episode all balls and no moobs.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Ryan is missing!  Never fear, we got Cody, Bill, James and Christina in for the news.  This week we celebrate birthdays, share some confessions, and talk about missing bees and wallstreet.  It is a show very fitting of the title "Episode 87."  We wrap up with music from Seismic Toss, making this episode all balls and no moobs.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Ryan is missing!  Never fear, we got Cody, Bill, James and Christina in for the news.  This week we celebrate birthdays, share some confessions, and talk about missing bees and wallstreet.  It is a show very fitting of the title "Episode 87."  We wrap up with music from Seismic Toss, making this episode all balls and no moobs.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:08:20</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, your uncle's lap, comedy, comedy podcast, gatorade, piss, blizzcon, master sword, corn maze, confessions</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 86 - Steve Jobs Is Effing Dead</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/10/10/episode-86-steve-jobs-is-effing-dead.html</link>
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<description>Steve Jobs has died and our panties are in a tizzy AND a wad!  In this episode we pay our respects.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Steve Jobs has died and our panties are in a tizzy AND a wad!  In this episode we pay our respects.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Steve Jobs has died and our panties are in a tizzy AND a wad!  In this episode we pay our respects.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:08:20</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, your uncle's lap, comedy, comedy podcast, steve jobs, steve jobs dead, ipod, ipad</itunes:keywords>

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<item>

<title>Episode 85 - A Shoutout To PJ Taylor And A Song From Seismic Toss</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/10/2/episode-85-a-shoutout-to-pj-taylor-and-a-song-from-siesmic-t.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP8520110929.mp3</guid>
<description>The gang is officially back together again.  This week we have an OKCupid standoff with a girl that both Cody AND producer Jungle James dated.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>The gang is officially back together again.  This week we have an OKCupid standoff with a girl that both Cody AND producer Jungle James dated.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>The gang is officially back together again.  This week we have an OKCupid standoff with a girl that both Cody AND producer Jungle James dated.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:11:01</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, your uncle's lap, comedy, comedy podcast, okcupid, ok cupid</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 84 - YUL Interviews Chuck Testa</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2011/9/23/episode-84-yul-interviews-chuck-testa.html</link>
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<description>This episode was ON FIRE!  Cody is back from his two week hiatus and talks about his OkCupid date at Disney World!  We were also fortunate enough to get an interview from the one and only Chuck Testa!  We do some news and wrap up the show with a song from our good friends Sicman!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>This episode was ON FIRE!  Cody is back from his two week hiatus and talks about his OkCupid date at Disney World!  We were also fortunate enough to get an interview from the one and only Chuck Testa!  We do some news and wrap up the show with a song from ourgood friends Sicman!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This episode was ON FIRE!  Cody is back from his two week hiatus and talks about his OkCupid date at Disney World!  We were also fortunate enough to get an interview from the one and only Chuck Testa!  We do some news and wrap up the show with a song from ourgood friends Sicman!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:09:21</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, your uncle's lap, comedy, comedy podcast, chuck testa, ojai valley taxidermy</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 83 - Happy Mexican Independence Day</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/9/18/episode-83-happy-mexican-independence-day.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP8320110915.mp3</guid>
<description>While Cody is still off at Disney World we talk about Ryan going off his meds, Bill is on a boat, and Christina joins us for the full show and talks about yelling obscenities to her religion teacher at school.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>While Cody is still off at Disney World we talk about Ryan going off his meds, Bill is on a boat, and Christina joins us for the full show and talks about yelling obscenities to her religion teacher at school.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>While Cody is still off at Disney World we talk about Ryan going off his meds, Bill is on a boat, and Christina joins us for the full show and talks about yelling obscenities to her religion teacher at school.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:09:14</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, your uncle's lap, comedy, comedy podcast</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 82 - A Pile Of Hay And A Roofie And It's A Party</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/9/9/episode-82-a-pile-of-hay-and-a-roofie-and-its-a-party.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP8220110908.mp3</guid>
<description>How convenient that Cody and Christina are both gone on the same night?  Fear not we have two great replacements for them.  Much talk about a young mans experience taking Viagra is only one click away!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>How convenient that Cody and Christina are both gone on the same night?  Fear not we have two great replacements for them.  Much talk about a young mans experience taking Viagra is only one click away!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>How convenient that Cody and Christina are both gone on the same night?  Fear not we have two great replacements for them.  Much talk about a young mans experience taking Viagra is only one click away!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:06:36</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, your uncle's lap, comedy, comedy podcast, viagra, texas wildfire, texas fire, texas wildfires, texas fires</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 81 - A Career As A Sandwich Artist</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/9/5/episode-81-a-career-as-a-sandwich-artist.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP8120110901.mp3</guid>
<description>The Lap Attack is back baby!  After a week off we all get back together and talk about job changes, Bill on OK Cupid, and John Finkle.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>The Lap Attack is back baby!  After a week off we all get back together and talk about job changes, Bill on OK Cupid, and John Finkle.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>The Lap Attack is back baby!  After a week off we all get back together and talk about job changes, Bill on OK Cupid, and John Finkle.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:40:44</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, your uncle's lap, comedy, comedy podcast, jon finkle, ok cupid, gizmodo, alyssa bereznak</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 80 - Bus People Are Dirty</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/8/22/episode-80-bus-people-are-dirty.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP8020110818.mp3</guid>
<description>We live in a world where people lose their iPads in movie theaters, bill continues to have bathroom adventures at work, and where bus people are the lowest form of creature to inhabit the earth.  Would you like to know more?</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>We live in a world where people lose their iPads in movie theaters, bill continues to have bathroom adventures at work, and where bus people are the lowest form of creature to inhabit the earth.  Would you like to know more?</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>We live in a world where people lose their iPads in movie theaters, bill continues to have bathroom adventures at work, and where bus people are the lowest form of creature to inhabit the earth.  Would you like to know more?</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:05:27</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, your uncle's lap, comedy, comedy podcast, adam carolla, ok cupid, bus people</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 79 - It Was A Fingernail Job</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/8/14/episode-79-it-was-a-fingernail-job.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP7920110811.mp3</guid>
<description>Oh the adventures one can go on using OKCupid!  We talk about the pussification of men in America.  Bill also admits that he really only cleans his teats and ankles.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Oh the adventures one can go on using OKCupid!  We talk about the pussification of men in America.  Bill also admits that he really only cleans his teats and ankles.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Oh the adventures one can go on using OKCupid!  We talk about the pussification of men in America.  Bill also admits that he really only cleans his teats and ankles.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:32:56</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, your uncle's lap, comedy, comedy podcast, okcupid, ok cupid</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 78 - Jim Adler The Texas Hammer</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/8/7/episode-78-jim-adler-the-texas-hammer.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP7820110804.mp3</guid>
<description>The Your Uncles Lap Jacket is out....the Your Uncles Lap Lamp is in.  What happened?!?!?  You'll have to listen to this weeks episode to find out.  We also talk about In and Out Burger, attending parties with 20 year olds, and giving blood.  </description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>The Your Uncles Lap Jacket is out....the Your Uncles Lap Lamp is in.  What happened?!?!?  You'll have to listen to this weeks episode to find out.  We also talk about In and Out Burger, attending parties with 20 year olds, and giving blood.  </itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>The Your Uncles Lap Jacket is out....the Your Uncles Lap Lamp is in.  What happened?!?!?  You'll have to listen to this weeks episode to find out.  We also talk about In and Out Burger, attending parties with 20 year olds, and giving blood.  </itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:55:46</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, your uncle's lap, comedy, comedy podcast, in and out burger, chace crawford, spy kids 4d, spy kids</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 77 - 10 Snakes 2 Bearded Dragons And 2 Pit Bulls</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/7/31/episode-77-10-snakes-2-bearded-dragons-and-2-pit-bulls.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP7720110728.mp3</guid>
<description>As seen on paid cable at 3 in the morning.  Three young men talk about car races, getting mad for no reason, do some Confessions to the Lap, and then do some news.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>As seen on paid cable at 3 in the morning.  Three young men talk about car races, getting mad for no reason, do some Confessions to the Lap, and then do some news.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>As seen on paid cable at 3 in the morning.  Three young men talk about car races, getting mad for no reason, do some Confessions to the Lap, and then do some news.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:07:50</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, your uncle's lap, comedy podcast, podcast</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 76 - The Your Uncle's Lap Prostate Awareness Campaign</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/7/24/episode-76-the-your-uncles-lap-prostate-awareness-campaign.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP7620110721.mp3</guid>
<description>On this weeks riveting conclusion to....Your Uncle's Lap.  Ryan goes to hell for his actions.  Cody goes to London.  Breast cancer is established as the bully of the donation industry.  Christina reads some news.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>On this weeks riveting conclusion to....Your Uncle's Lap.  Ryan goes to hell for his actions.  Cody goes to London.  Breast cancer is established as the bully of the donation industry.  Christina reads some news.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks riveting conclusion to....Your Uncle's Lap.  Ryan goes to hell for his actions.  Cody goes to London.  Breast cancer is established as the bully of the donation industry.  Christina reads some news.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:58:44</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, your uncle's lap, comedy podcast, podcast</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 75 - As A Candlestick Maker Does</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/7/11/episode-75-as-a-candlestick-maker-does.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP7520110707.mp3</guid>
<description>Strap up and strap in because this episode is OUT OF THIS WOOOORRLLD!  We talk about what would happen if we had to move back in with our parents, hipsters taking over corporate America, and then do some news after talking with Christina about her recent trip to a nude beach.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Strap up and strap in because this episode is OUT OF THIS WOOOORRLLD!  We talk about what would happen if we had to move back in with our parents, hipsters taking over corporate America, and then do some news after talking with Christina about her recent trip to a nude beach.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Strap up and strap in because this episode is OUT OF THIS WOOOORRLLD!  We talk about what would happen if we had to move back in with our parents, hipsters taking over corporate America, and then do some news after talking with Christina about her recent trip to a nude beach.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:30:19</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, your uncle's lap, comedy podcast, podcast</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 74 - Excuse Me Can You Clap Your Booty?</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/7/3/episode-74-excuse-me-can-you-clap-your-booty.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP7420110630.mp3</guid>
<description>Episode 74.....1600 square feet of comedy.  Not only was Bill sexually active at an early age but he is also starting his own body building blog.  Check it out on our website!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 74.....1600 square feet of comedy.  Not only was Bill sexually active at an early age but he is also starting his own body building blog.  Check it out on our website!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Episode 74.....1600 square feet of comedy.  Not only was Bill sexually active at an early age but he is also starting his own body building blog.  Check it out on our website!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:06:00</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>chris hanson, blackbird web browser, google searches, your uncles lap</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 73 - Everybody Got Their Gem Dazzled Man Thongs In A Wad</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/6/27/episode-73-everybody-got-their-gem-dazzled-man-thongs-in-a-w.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP7320110623.mp3</guid>
<description>Never before has a submission to Confessions to the Lap been so short yet say so much.  Never before has Bill lost his temper from performance enhancing drugs and hit Ryan for undercooking dinner.  Never before....</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Never before has a submission to Confessions to the Lap been so short yet say so much.  Never before has Bill lost his temper from performance enhancing drugs and hit Ryan for undercooking dinner.  Never before....</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Never before has a submission to Confessions to the Lap been so short yet say so much.  Never before has Bill lost his temper from performance enhancing drugs and hit Ryan for undercooking dinner.  Never before....</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:58:00</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, ryan dunn, tracy morgan, missy elliot, sean kingston, true blood, whitey bulger, jordan hamilton, lindsay lohan, jessica chobot, troop withdrawl, jersey shore</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 72 - Pancakes Don't Belong In Hands Ever</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/6/19/episode-72-pancakes-dont-belong-in-hands-ever.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP7220110616.mp3</guid>
<description>Father's Day SUCKERS!  We talk about our effing bucket list.  We talk about Bill buying a baguette.  We talk about Lulzsec and Anonymous.  We even squeeze in some news.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Father's Day SUCKERS!  We talk about our effing bucket list.  We talk about Bill buying a baguette.  We talk about Lulzsec and Anonymous.  We even squeeze in some news.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Father's Day SUCKERS!  We talk about our effing bucket list.  We talk about Bill buying a baguette.  We talk about Lulzsec and Anonymous.  We even squeeze in some news.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:04:01</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, lulzsec, anonymous</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 71 - If You Have A Soul Patch You Must Have Nipple Rings</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/6/12/episode-71-if-you-have-a-soul-patch-you-must-have-nipple-rin.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP7120110609.mp3</guid>
<description>After a week long break we're back!  We talk about Bill's pee standoff, Cody giving his number to a guy, and then do some Getting Lucky With The Lap with Alex from College Flirt.  We wrap up with some news with Christina!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>After a week long break we're back!  We talk about Bill's pee standoff, Cody giving his number to a guy, and then do some Getting Lucky With The Lap with Alex from College Flirt.  We wrap up with some news with Christina!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>After a week long break we're back!  We talk about Bill's pee standoff, Cody giving his number to a guy, and then do some Getting Lucky With The Lap with Alex from College Flirt.  We wrap up with some news with Christina!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:08:15</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, anthony weiner, selena gomez, justin bieber, arnold schwarzenegger, jeff conaway, mitt romney, dallas mavericks, miami heat, newt gingrich, lady gaga</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 70 - Call The Wash Man I've Soiled My Cheeks And Thighs</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/5/30/episode-70-call-the-wash-man-ive-soiled-my-cheeks-and-thighs.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP7020110526.mp3</guid>
<description>We're 70 episodes in here at the Lap!  Ryan talks about going to an OBGYN clinic and his hatred of bikers.  Bill talks about being constantly bothered while he tries to sleep.  We do some Confessions to the Lap and then some news with Christina!  New music from our friends Burn The Radio!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>We're 70 episodes in here at the Lap!  Ryan talks about going to an OBGYN clinic and his hatred of bikers.  Bill talks about being constantly bothered while he tries to sleep.  We do some Confessions to the Lap and then some news with Christina!  New music from our friends Burn The Radio!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>We're 70 episodes in here at the Lap!  Ryan talks about going to an OBGYN clinic and his hatred of bikers.  Bill talks about being constantly bothered while he tries to sleep.  We do some Confessions to the Lap and then some news with Christina!  New music from our friends Burn The Radio!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:07:17</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver, The Hangover 2, Justin Bieber, NBA Eastern Conference Finals, Tornado, Patriot Act, Joplin Missouri</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 69 - The Episode 69 Sultry Fan Fiction Contest Spectacular</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/5/22/episode-69-the-episode-69-sultry-fan-fiction-contest-spectac.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP6920110519.mp3</guid>
<description>This is the sultriest episode of Your Uncles Lap ever!  Join us for our fan fiction contest as well as some Confessions to the Lap.  We are joined by our friend James Reynolds for news. </description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>This is the sultriest episode of Your Uncles Lap ever!  Join us for our fan fiction contest as well as some Confessions to the Lap.  We are joined by our friend James Reynolds for news. </itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This is the sultriest episode of Your Uncles Lap ever!  Join us for our fan fiction contest as well as some Confessions to the Lap.  We are joined by our friend James Reynolds for news. </itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:59:33</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, the rapture, rapture, may 21st, osama bin laden, osama porn</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 68 - The Password Is Lonely Cody</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/5/16/episode-68-the-password-is-lonely-cody.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP6820110512.mp3</guid>
<description>Sad news at the Lap this week.  No it's not what you think.  The podcast is not ending and the African child that we are sponsering for only 30 cents a day is just fine. You'll have to tune in to find out.  On top of the big announcement from Cody we do Confessions to the Lap and some news!  We wrap up this weeks awesome episode with another badass song from Familyjules7X!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Sad news at the Lap this week.  No it's not what you think.  The podcast is not ending and the African child that we are sponsering for only 30 cents a day is just fine. You'll have to tune in to find out.  On top of the big announcement from Cody we do Confessions to the Lap and some news!  We wrap up this weeks awesome episode with another badass song from Familyjules7X!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Sad news at the Lap this week.  No it's not what you think.  The podcast is not ending and the African child that we are sponsering for only 30 cents a day is just fine. You'll have to tune in to find out.  On top of the big announcement from Cody we do Confessions to the Lap and some news!  We wrap up this weeks awesome episode with another badass song from Familyjules7X!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:01:36</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, american idol, charlie sheen, fox news, justin bieber, lady gaga, mitt romney, seal team 6, seal team six, steve carell, the office, the situation</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 67 - Not Creed Themed But Creed Friendly</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/5/10/episode-67-not-creed-themed-but-creed-friendly.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP6720110505.mp3</guid>
<description>What does Cinco De Mayo mean to you?  This week we discuss the holiest of all holy days in depth.  After doing some Confessions to the Lap and talking about Bill's grandma getting molested we check out some news.  Awesome new music from No Such Thing as well!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>What does Cinco De Mayo mean to you?  This week we discuss the holiest of all holy days in depth.  After doing some Confessions to the Lap and talking about Bill's grandma getting molested we check out some news.  Awesome new music from No Such Thing as well!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>What does Cinco De Mayo mean to you?  This week we discuss the holiest of all holy days in depth.  After doing some Confessions to the Lap and talking about Bill's grandma getting molested we check out some news.  Awesome new music from No Such Thing as well!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:58:34</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, sony hack, world war 1, nicholas cage, obama, osama, osama bin laden, vicinte fox, creed</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 66 - The Great Foreskin Debate</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/5/4/episode-66-the-great-foreskin-debate.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP6620110501.mp3</guid>
<description>This episode fell on Ryans 27th birthday!  We celebrate by giving him a few gifts, share some of our drinking wisdom for those of you turning 21, and bestow some other pretty bad advice that we excel at.  This episode is full of drunken tomfoolery including a heated debate on penis skin.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>This episode fell on Ryans 27th birthday!  We celebrate by giving him a few gifts, share some of our drinking wisdom for those of you turning 21, and bestow some other pretty bad advice that we excel at.  This episode is full of drunken tomfoolery including a heated debate on penis skin.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This episode fell on Ryans 27th birthday!  We celebrate by giving him a few gifts, share some of our drinking wisdom for those of you turning 21, and bestow some other pretty bad advice that we excel at.  This episode is full of drunken tomfoolery including a heated debate on penis skin.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:14:09</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Banquet Pot Pie, Birthday, Honda S2000, Japan, Royal Wedding, cake, collegeflirt.net, comedy, creed, podcast, scott stapp, your uncles lap</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 65 - The Fun Giggly Side Of Sex</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/4/24/episode-65-the-fun-giggly-side-of-sex.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP6520110421.mp3</guid>
<description>Not to toot my own horn but I laughed pretty hard at this episode.  We start off with Ryan talking about his biggest effup at work to date.  We then discuss Codys anger management issues.  Alex from College Flirt joins us for the first official installment of Getting Lucky with the Lap.  We do some news and then peace out.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Not to toot my own horn but I laughed pretty hard at this episode.  We start off with Ryan talking about his biggest effup at work to date.  We then discuss Codys anger management issues.  Alex from College Flirt joins us for the first official installment of Getting Lucky with the Lap.  We do some news and then peace out.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Not to toot my own horn but I laughed pretty hard at this episode.  We start off with Ryan talking about his biggest effup at work to date.  We then discuss Codys anger management issues.  Alex from College Flirt joins us for the first official installment of Getting Lucky with the Lap.  We do some news and then peace out.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:07:35</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncle's Lap, Charlie Sheen, Japan, Jersey Shore, Kate Middleton, Lady Gaga, Portal, Portal 2, Prince William, Royal Wedding, Weird Al, collegeflirt.net</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 64 - The Episode 64 Nintendo 64 Only Talk Hour</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/4/18/episode-64-the-episode-64-nintendo-64-only-talk-hour.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP6420110414.mp3</guid>
<description>Ryan bitches about things that he quickly reveals he knows nothing about.  Bill lets his homophobic side present itself.  We talk about Ryan's possible offer to marry a Philipino lady purely so she can not be deported.  We do some news with Amber and then play out the show with some more epic shreddage from Daniel Tidwell.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Ryan bitches about things that he quickly reveals he knows nothing about.  Bill lets his homophobic side present itself.  We talk about Ryan's possible offer to marry a Philipino lady purely so she can not be deported.  We do some news with Amber and then play out the show with some more epic shreddage from Daniel Tidwell.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Ryan bitches about things that he quickly reveals he knows nothing about.  Bill lets his homophobic side present itself.  We talk about Ryan's possible offer to marry a Philipino lady purely so she can not be deported.  We do some news with Amber and then play out the show with some more epic shreddage from Daniel Tidwell.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:08:08</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncle's Lap, Catherine Zeta Jones, One Life to Live, All My Children, Charlie Sheen, Kate Middleton, Princes Charles, Japan, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, U.S. Budget</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 63 - One Bible Per Church One Birthday Per Person</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/4/8/episode-63-one-bible-per-church-one-birthday-per-person.html</link>
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<description>We introduce a new section to the show with our friends College Flirt.  We talk about the possible Ghostbusters sequel and rip on vegans for a bit.  We do a round of Blind Politics and wrap the show up with some news and Christina reading excerpts from her diary.  We end the show with a great song from our new friends Church Shoes.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>We introduce a new section to the show with our friends College Flirt.  We talk about the possible Ghostbusters sequel and rip on vegans for a bit.  We do a round of Blind Politics and wrap the show up with some news and Christina reading excerpts from her diary.  We end the show with a great song from our new friends Church Shoes.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>We introduce a new section to the show with our friends College Flirt.  We talk about the possible Ghostbusters sequel and rip on vegans for a bit.  We do a round of Blind Politics and wrap the show up with some news and Christina reading excerpts from her diary.  We end the show with a great song from our new friends Church Shoes.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:11:17</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncle's Lap, Government Shutdown, Japan, Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Rebecca Black, American Idol, John Kyl, Barbara Mikulski</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 62 - Yes My Mistress</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/4/3/episode-62-yes-my-mistress.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP6220110331.mp3</guid>
<description>Do romantic lunch dates exist?  Have you Ever had blood come out of your peehole?  Do you use the same password for everything?  Why does Bill have and actively wear an old pair of John Cena's underwear?  These questions and more answered on the latest episode of Your Uncles Lap!  Featuring music from The Influence.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Do romantic lunch dates exist?  Have you Ever had blood come out of your peehole?  Do you use the same password for everything?  Why does Bill have and actively wear an old pair of John Cena's underwear?  These questions and more answered on the latest episode of Your Uncles Lap!  Featuring music from The Influence.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Do romantic lunch dates exist?  Have you Ever had blood come out of your peehole?  Do you use the same password for everything?  Why does Bill have and actively wear an old pair of John Cena's underwear?  These questions and more answered on the latest episode of Your Uncles Lap!  Featuring music from The Influence.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:13:38</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncle's Lap, Charlie Sheen, American Idol, Libya, Japan Radiation, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, 30 Rock, Get Money Now, April Fools, Easter</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 61 - Moist As October</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/3/25/episode-61-moist-as-october.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP6120110324.mp3</guid>
<description>We're back after a one week hiatus!  Before we fully impregnate you with a full dose of the Lap we tease you with talk about our favorite SXSW bands, Bill Nye, and our friend Eduardo Noriega.  We do some E-mail from a Female and then are joined by Jonathan Hart from Uncry These Tears for some porn movie parody trivia.  We wrap up the show with some news and play you out with a badass song from FamilyJules7X. </description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>We're back after a one week hiatus!  Before we fully impregnate you with a full dose of the Lap we tease you with talk about our favorite SXSW bands, Bill Nye, and our friend Eduardo Noriega.  We do some E-mail from a Female and then are joined by Jonathan Hart from Uncry These Tears for some porn movie parody trivia.  We wrap up the show with some news and play you out with a badass song from FamilyJules7X. </itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>We're back after a one week hiatus!  Before we fully impregnate you with a full dose of the Lap we tease you with talk about our favorite SXSW bands, Bill Nye, and our friend Eduardo Noriega.  We do some E-mail from a Female and then are joined by Jonathan Hart from Uncry These Tears for some porn movie parody trivia.  We wrap up the show with some news and play you out with a badass song from FamilyJules7X. </itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:01:28</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncle's Lap, Charlie Sheen, American Idol, France, Gaddafi, Japan, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Libya, Lindsay Lohan, Nuclear, SXSW</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 60 - You Can't Give Retarded People Tools</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/3/13/episode-60-you-cant-give-retarded-people-tools.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP6020110310.mp3</guid>
<description>On our momentous 60th episode the night quickly turns to accidently saying awkward things around hot girls.  We talk about our million dollar ideas and then are lucky enough to have Tom Winkler from doodie.com talk with us for a bit about his projects and the web in general.  Georgie Porgie joins us fora bit of news and we wrap up the show with yet another great song from Random.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>On our momentous 60th episode the night quickly turns to accidently saying awkward things around hot girls.  We talk about our million dollar ideas and then are lucky enough to have Tom Winkler from doodie.com talk with us for a bit about his projects and the web in general.  Georgie Porgie joins us fora bit of news and we wrap up the show with yet another great song from Random.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On our momentous 60th episode the night quickly turns to accidently saying awkward things around hot girls.  We talk about our million dollar ideas and then are lucky enough to have Tom Winkler from doodie.com talk with us for a bit about his projects and the web in general.  Georgie Porgie joins us fora bit of news and we wrap up the show with yet another great song from Random.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:07:35</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncle's Lap, Charlie Sheen, Japan, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Pastor Murdered, Tiger Blood, Wisconsin</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 59 - It Does Say Mr. Party On Your Bicep</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/3/12/episode-59-it-does-say-mr-party-on-your-bicep.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP5920110303.mp3</guid>
<description>Episode 59 of the Lap starts off with talks about how we all went a little TOO hard at our last little get together.  Evidence of this was spewn across all of Ryan's possesions.  Semen and Blood and Vomit EVERYWHERE!  We move on to defend America against the foreign hordes with our vast intellect and then do some news with Kastina Boordrouex?</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 59 of the Lap starts off with talks about how we all went a little TOO hard at our last little get together.  Evidence of this was spewn across all of Ryan's possesions.  Semen and Blood and Vomit EVERYWHERE!  We move on to defend America against the foreign hordes with our vast intellect and then do some news with Kastina Boordrouex?</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Episode 59 of the Lap starts off with talks about how we all went a little TOO hard at our last little get together.  Evidence of this was spewn across all of Ryan's possesions.  Semen and Blood and Vomit EVERYWHERE!  We move on to defend America against the foreign hordes with our vast intellect and then do some news with Kastina Boordrouex?</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:58:48</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncle's Lap, Bradley Manning, Charlie Sheen, Jennifer Hudson, Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, The King's Speech, James Franco, Anne Hatheway, Anonymous</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 58 - The Milk Is Not In HD</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/3/2/episode-58-the-milk-is-not-in-hd.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP5820110224.mp3</guid>
<description>This week on the Lap we open up discussing the rules on Facebook event invites.  We do a lot of Confessions to the Lap and then interview our good friend Brad Beam from Brad Beam Uncensored.  Christina is back for some news and we close the show playing a song from our friends Burn The Radio.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>This week on the Lap we open up discussing the rules on Facebook event invites.  We do a lot of Confessions to the Lap and then interview our good friend Brad Beam from Brad Beam Uncensored.  Christina is back for some news and we close the show playing a song from our friends Burn The Radio.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This week on the Lap we open up discussing the rules on Facebook event invites.  We do a lot of Confessions to the Lap and then interview our good friend Brad Beam from Brad Beam Uncensored.  Christina is back for some news and we close the show playing a song from our friends Burn The Radio.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:08:28</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncle's Lap, Anonymous, Bristol Palin, Jersey Shore, Justin Bieber, Mummar Gaddafi, TSA, Taylor Swift, The Situation, Westboro Baptist Church, Wisconsin Protests</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 57 - I Was Drinking A Sunkist In The Shower</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/2/21/episode-57-i-was-drinking-a-sunkist-in-the-shower.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP5720110217.mp3</guid>
<description>This week on the Lap we start off talking about funny hobo signs, one legged tow truck drivers, and one of Bills last days at his current job.  We do some Confessions to the Lap and then talk about different signs that might indicate you need to reorganize your life.  We wrap it up with Georgie joining us for the news.  </description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>This week on the Lap we start off talking about funny hobo signs, one legged tow truck drivers, and one of Bills last days at his current job.  We do some Confessions to the Lap and then talk about different signs that might indicate you need to reorganize your life.  We wrap it up with Georgie joining us for the news.  </itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This week on the Lap we start off talking about funny hobo signs, one legged tow truck drivers, and one of Bills last days at his current job.  We do some Confessions to the Lap and then talk about different signs that might indicate you need to reorganize your life.  We wrap it up with Georgie joining us for the news.  </itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:17:36</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, algeria, american idol, ipad 2, jaden smith, julian assange, justin bieber, lady gaga, p diddy, president mubarak, steve jobs</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 56 - Bitches Love Pickled Pigs Feet</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/2/15/episode-56-bitches-love-pickled-pigs-feet.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP5620110210.mp3</guid>
<description>Fresh off the heels of the infamously talked about YUL Episode 55 it's.......YUL Episode 56.  This week we share a few roommate stories we have with our loyal fans and then interview Don and Greg from the Jesse Thunderwake Movie!  Christina as always joins us with the news where we talk about Christina Aguilara effing up the Star Spangled Banner!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Fresh off the heels of the infamously talked about YUL Episode 55 it's.......YUL Episode 56.  This week we share a few roommate stories we have with our loyal fans and then interview Don and Greg from the Jesse Thunderwake Movie!  Christina as always joins us with the news where we talk about Christina Aguilara effing up the Star Spangled Banner!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Fresh off the heels of the infamously talked about YUL Episode 55 it's.......YUL Episode 56.  This week we share a few roommate stories we have with our loyal fans and then interview Don and Greg from the Jesse Thunderwake Movie!  Christina as always joins us with the news where we talk about Christina Aguilara effing up the Star Spangled Banner!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:12:36</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, jesse thunderwake, christina aguilera, pickled pigs feet</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 55 - Put The coat Rack In It</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/2/6/episode-55-put-the-coat-rack-in-it.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YULEP5520110203.mp3</guid>
<description>A Confessions To The Lap entry ignites talks about females diddling themselves.  A call to Go Daddy tech support makes the tech rep nervous to go to our site.  Apparently the Hitler Youth killed Nazis.  All this and more on this episode of Your Uncles Lap!  Check out the awesome music at the end of the show from our good friends Hallucinating Machines.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>A Confessions To The Lap entry ignites talks about females diddling themselves.  A call to Go Daddy tech support makes the tech rep nervous to go to our site.  Apparently the Hitler Youth killed Nazis.  All this and more on this episode of Your Uncles Lap!  Check out the awesome music at the end of the show from our good friends Hallucinating Machines.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>A Confessions To The Lap entry ignites talks about females diddling themselves.  A call to Go Daddy tech support makes the tech rep nervous to go to our site.  Apparently the Hitler Youth killed Nazis.  All this and more on this episode of Your Uncles Lap!  Check out the awesome music at the end of the show from our good friends Hallucinating Machines.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:53:26</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, egypt, hitler youth, anderson cooper, muslim</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 54 - Charlie Sheen's Gonna Be The Best Man....Mark Zuckerberg.....At The Social Network!</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/1/30/episode-54-charlie-sheens-gonna-be-the-best-manmark-zuckerbe.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20110127.mp3</guid>
<description>This week we talk about being out of touch with reality, walking upon a crime scene, and have Uncle Waldo from Campground Pirate Radio call in to talk a bit about his show!  Christina joins us for the news and we have a bit of fun after the show so hang out and listen!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>This week we talk about being out of touch with reality, walking upon a crime scene, and have Uncle Waldo from Campground Pirate Radio call in to talk a bit about his show!  Christina joins us for the news and we have a bit of fun after the show so hang out and listen!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This week we talk about being out of touch with reality, walking upon a crime scene, and have Uncle Waldo from Campground Pirate Radio call in to talk a bit about his show!  Christina joins us for the news and we have a bit of fun after the show so hang out and listen!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:23:59</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, oprah, justin beiber, lady gaga, bp oil spill, Mark Zuckerberg, President Obama</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 53 - There Goes Pog Bill</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2011/1/23/episode-53-there-goes-pog-bill.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20110120.mp3</guid>
<description>Episode 53 might or might not contain some Confessions to the Lap.  There might be some talk of oiled up gladiators.  There IS definitely talk of us and our most prized material posessions thus far.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 53 might or might not contain some Confessions to the Lap.  There might be some talk of oiled up gladiators.  There IS definitely talk of us and our most prized material posessions thus far.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Episode 53 might or might not contain some Confessions to the Lap.  There might be some talk of oiled up gladiators.  There IS definitely talk of us and our most prized material posessions thus far.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:23:59</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, pogs, nudist, batman, bane, the dark knight rises</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 52 - Incorporate In Nevada</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2011/1/15/episode-52-incorporate-in-nevada.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20110113.mp3</guid>
<description>This week is full of chocolaty goodness on the outside with a rich nougaty center of laughter and tears.  We begin the show by wrapping up talk of the new year for at least another 50 weeks and then introduce a new section of our website by playing the "confession game"!  Christina is back with some news and we wrap up the show with a song from our friends No Such Thing.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>This week is full of chocolaty goodness on the outside with a rich nougaty center of laughter and tears.  We begin the show by wrapping up talk of the new year for at least another 50 weeks and then introduce a new section of our website by playing the "confession game"!  Christina is back with some news and we wrap up the show with a song from our friends No Such Thing.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This week is full of chocolaty goodness on the outside with a rich nougaty center of laughter and tears.  We begin the show by wrapping up talk of the new year for at least another 50 weeks and then introduce a new section of our website by playing the "confession game"!  Christina is back with some news and we wrap up the show with a song from our friends No Such Thing.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:12:52</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, new year, confessions, no such thing, zodiac signs</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 51 - A Connoisseur Of The Shart</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2011/1/12/episode-51-a-connoisseur-of-the-shart.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20110106.mp3</guid>
<description>First episode of 2011!  After recuperating from the hellish fun that was the Episode 50 Extravagina we are back in full form!  This week we of course talk about 2010 and all that it brought to us.  Bill and Ryan each tell a funny story from their high school days and Christina is back with the news!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>First episode of 2011!  After recuperating from the hellish fun that was the Episode 50 Extravagina we are back in full form!  This week we of course talk about 2010 and all that it brought to us.  Bill and Ryan each tell a funny story from their high school days and Christina is back with the news!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>First episode of 2011!  After recuperating from the hellish fun that was the Episode 50 Extravagina we are back in full form!  This week we of course talk about 2010 and all that it brought to us.  Bill and Ryan each tell a funny story from their high school days and Christina is back with the news!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:19:10</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, school, year in review, shart</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 50 - YULtide Laughterbation</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/12/25/ep-50-yultide-laughterbation.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20101223.mp3</guid>
<description>Us here at the lap have made it to episode 50!  We wanted to pull out all the stops this week and were joined by many people in the chat room.  Because it's Christmas we talk about past presents we have given and received as well as do some news.  </description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Us here at the lap have made it to episode 50!  We wanted to pull out all the stops this week and were joined by many people in the chat room.  Because it's Christmas we talk about past presents we have given and received as well as do some news.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Us here at the lap have made it to episode 50!  We wanted to pull out all the stops this week and were joined by many people in the chat room.  Because it's Christmas we talk about past presents we have given and received as well as do some news.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:11:25</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, reddit, christmas, vaginas</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 41 - The Digestive Properties Of Whiskers</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/12/20/episode-41-the-digestive-properties-of-whiskers-1.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20101220.mp3</guid>
<description>Ah yes!  The lost episode!  Episode 41 features our good friend Jesse Thunderwake.  Join us as we talk about his upcoming independent movie that doesn't suck by the way!  We discuss hiring a hooker to sit in on the podcast and talk about how much it might set us back.  </description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Ah yes!  The lost episode!  Episode 41 features our good friend Jesse Thunderwake.  Join us as we talk about his upcoming independent movie that doesn't suck by the way!  We discuss hiring a hooker to sit in on the podcast and talk about how much it might set us back.  </itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Ah yes!  The lost episode!  Episode 41 features our good friend Jesse Thunderwake.  Join us as we talk about his upcoming independent movie that doesn't suck by the way!  We discuss hiring a hooker to sit in on the podcast and talk about how much it might set us back.  </itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:55:48</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>your uncles lap, hookers, mexican, girls, online dating</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 49 - A scarf Of Many Colors</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/12/20/episode-49-a-scarf-of-many-colors.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20101216.mp3</guid>
<description>This week Cody is out of town so we are joined by our good friend Josh Wollard!  We start very high brow by talking about Josh's smelly man area and then take it down a notch by reading an e-mail and playing a round of the fan favorite "Fuck You!"  We close off the week by doing a bit of news and get played out by Victoria Pennock Band!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>This week Cody is out of town so we are joined by our good friend Josh Wollard!  We start very high brow by talking about Josh's smelly man area and then take it down a notch by reading an e-mail and playing a round of the fan favorite "Fuck You!"  We close off the week by doing a bit of news and get played out by Victoria Pennock Band!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This week Cody is out of town so we are joined by our good friend Josh Wollard!  We start very high brow by talking about Josh's smelly man area and then take it down a notch by reading an e-mail and playing a round of the fan favorite "Fuck You!"  We close off the week by doing a bit of news and get played out by Victoria Pennock Band!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:14:47</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>fushigi, your uncles lap, girls, hobbies, hobby</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 48 - Button Master.  It's a master of buttons.</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/12/12/ep-48-button-master-its-a-master-of-buttons.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20101209.mp3</guid>
<description>There's a foul smell in the air and it most likely is the latest episode of Your Uncle's Lap.  This week we discuss being proactive about raising our future bastard children in hopes to mold them into our own image.  We then move on to a new informational segment simply titled "So you want to be...."  We wrap up the episode talking about celebrities and their twitter pages.  Check out the song we feature from our good friends "The Millipede."</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>There's a foul smell in the air and it most likely is the latest episode of Your Uncle's Lap.  This week we discuss being proactive about raising our future bastard children in hopes to mold them into our own image.  We then move on to a new informational segment simply titled "So you want to be...."  We wrap up the episode talking about celebrities and their twitter pages.  Check out the song we feature from our good friends "The Millipede."</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>There's a foul smell in the air and it most likely is the latest episode of Your Uncle's Lap.  This week we discuss being proactive about raising our future bastard children in hopes to mold them into our own image.  We then move on to a new informational segment simply titled "So you want to be...."  We wrap up the episode talking about celebrities and their twitter pages.  Check out the song we feature from our good friends "The Millipede."</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:21:06</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncles Lap, facebook, cricket wireless, best buy, twitter</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 47 - The Real Battle Was When He Got Home.....With Himself</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/12/7/episode-47-the-real-battle-was-when-he-got-homewith-himself.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20101202.mp3</guid>
<description>All the uncles are well rested from the Thanksgiving weekend and have much to discuss.  We start it all off by announcing the winner to our YUL Flyer Contest 2010 who won a free YUL T-Shirt!  The meat of the podcast begins when we take it upon ourselves to do Oprah's job by announcing what we think are the most important inventions of the 21st century thus far.  We then devolve the conversation into things that used to be cool but just aren't cutting it anymore.  We our joined by our fabulous news girl Christina for some news then wrap up the show with music from our good friends Flo Mob. </description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>All the uncles are well rested from the Thanksgiving weekend and have much to discuss.  We start it all off by announcing the winner to our YUL Flyer Contest 2010 who won a free YUL T-Shirt!  The meat of the podcast begins when we take it upon ourselves to do Oprah's job by announcing what we think are the most important inventions of the 21st century thus far.  We then devolve the conversation into things that used to be cool but just aren't cutting it anymore.  We our joined by our fabulous news girl Christina for some news then wrap up the show with music from our good friends Flo Mob. </itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>All the uncles are well rested from the Thanksgiving weekend and have much to discuss.  We start it all off by announcing the winner to our YUL Flyer Contest 2010 who won a free YUL T-Shirt!  The meat of the podcast begins when we take it upon ourselves to do Oprah's job by announcing what we think are the most important inventions of the 21st century thus far.  We then devolve the conversation into things that used to be cool but just aren't cutting it anymore.  We our joined by our fabulous news girl Christina for some news then wrap up the show with music from our good friends Flo Mob. </itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:21:33</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncles Lap, oprah, thanksgiving, pokemon, creed, rollerblades, ipad, hybrid</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 46 - Steel Drum Lessons</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/11/25/ep-46-steel-drum-lessons.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20101124.mp3</guid>
<description>Here at YUL we're bustin' out the turkey legs and training bras in hopes to provide you with maximum driving pleasure on your way to or from your designated Thanksgiving destination.  This weeks show starts off with conversations about signs that instantly let us know we hate people.  We then talk about how pointless it is to have countdowns to starlets turning 18 as well as discuss things we are thankful for.  We round out the episode with news from our talented and beautiful news girl Christina.  We play you out with a new song from Concepts.</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Here at YUL we're bustin' out the turkey legs and training bras in hopes to provide you with maximum driving pleasure on your way to or from your designated Thanksgiving destination.  This weeks show starts off with conversations about signs that instantly let us know we hate people.  We then talk about how pointless it is to have countdowns to starlets turning 18 as well as discuss things we are thankful for.  We round out the episode with news from our talented and beautiful news girl Christina.  We play you out with a new song from Concepts.  </itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Here at YUL we're bustin' out the turkey legs and training bras in hopes to provide you with maximum driving pleasure on your way to or from your designated Thanksgiving destination.  This weeks show starts off with conversations about signs that instantly let us know we hate people.  We then talk about how pointless it is to have countdowns to starlets turning 18 as well as discuss things we are thankful for.  We round out the episode with news from our talented and beautiful news girl Christina.  We play you out with a new song from Concepts.  </itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:06:38</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your Uncles Lap, thanksgiving, miley cyrus, vajazzling, uncle, comedy</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 45 - Jesus Didn't Tapout</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/11/22/ep-45-jesus-didnt-tapout.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20101118.mp3</guid>
<description>What has it taken to get laid over the course of time?  What are 5 things that every guy should master before he's 30?  Why did Ryan go to jail for taking children to church?  All of these topics and much more on this mega episode.  Music from our good friends Lord of the Fly!  Check them out!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>


<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>What has it taken to get laid over the course of time?  What are 5 things that every guy should master before he's 30?  Why did Ryan go to jail for taking children to church?  All of these topics and much more on this mega episode.  Music from our good friends Lord of the Fly! Check them out!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>What has it taken to get laid over the course of time?  What are 5 things that every guy should master before he's 30?  Why did Ryan go to jail for taking children to church?  All of these topics and much more on this mega episode.  Music from our good friends Lord of the Fly! Check them out!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:31:49</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 44 - Covered In Cat Hair On A Wednesday Night</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/11/15/episode-44-covered-in-cat-hair-on-a-wednesday-night.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20101111.mp3</guid>
<description>We open up the episode with a story from Ryan solidifying the fact that he is going to die alone.  In order to give the air a positive vibe we discuss things that we apprecaite and then questions from a Cosmo quiz.  We wrap things up by moving on to the news with Christina covering hot topics such as Raccoon attacks and the reason why there might be a 21 year old naked dude in your closet.  Featuring music from Robbie And The Robots!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>We open up the episode with a story from Ryan solidifying the fact that he is going to die alone.  In order to give the air a positive vibe we discuss things that we apprecaite and then questions from a Cosmo quiz.  We wrap things up by moving on to the news with Christina covering hot topics such as Raccoon attacks and the reason why there might be a 21 year old naked dude in your closet.  Featuring music from Robbie And The Robots!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>We open up the episode with a story from Ryan solidifying the fact that he is going to die alone.  In order to give the air a positive vibe we discuss things that we apprecaite and then questions from a Cosmo quiz.  We wrap things up by moving on to the news with Christina covering hot topics such as Raccoon attacks and the reason why there might be a 21 year old naked dude in your closet.  Featuring music from Robbie And The Robots!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:08:02</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 43 - Today.......I Became A MAN! </title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/11/6/ep-43-todayi-became-a-man.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20101104.mp3</guid>
<description>We open up the show with a bit of Halloween talk as well as Cody explaining how much quitting smoking sucks!  We interview our friend Cliff to talk about his experience losing his virginity over Halloween weekend to a MOM!  We then introduce you to our new news girl Christina and touch base a bit with the news.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 4 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>We open up the show with a bit of Halloween talk as well as Cody explaining how much quitting smoking sucks!  We interview our friend Cliff to talk about his experience losing his virginity over Halloween weekend to a MOM!  We then introduce you to our new news girl Christina and touch base a bit with the news.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>We open up the show with a bit of Halloween talk as well as Cody explaining how much quitting smoking sucks!  We interview our friend Cliff to talk about his experience losing his virginity over Halloween weekend to a MOM!  We then introduce you to our new news girl Christina and touch base a bit with the news.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:57:25</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 42 - We're Back!</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/11/1/episode-42-were-back.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20101128.mp3</guid>
<description>After a long hiatus we have returned.  We start off by talking about what we have been up to all of this time.  After a round of our newest game appropriately entitled "Fuck You" we then discuss embarrassing moments that you just can't get out of.  We wrap up the show by talking about our newest promotion and finally play you out with a song from Toluca..</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>After a long hiatus we have returned.  We start off by talking about what we have been up to all of this time.  After a round of our newest game appropriately entitled "Fuck You" we then discuss embarrassing moments that you just can't get out of.  We wrap up the show by talking about our newest promotion and finally play you out with a song from Toluca.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>After a long hiatus we have returned.  We start off by talking about what we have been up to all of this time.  After a round of our newest game appropriately entitled "Fuck You" we then discuss embarrassing moments that you just can't get out of.  We wrap up the show by talking about our newest promotion and finally play you out with a song from Toluca.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:07:27</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 40 - Ant Farms And Used Panties</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/7/26/ep-40-ant-farms-and-used-panties.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100726.mp3</guid>
<description>During this round table discussion the great minds at Your Uncles Lap wax poetic on the true reason parents get their kids ant farms as well as which liberties to take with a pair of newly found anonymous used panties.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>During this round table discussion the great minds at Your Uncles Lap wax poetic on the true reason parents get their kids ant farms as well as which liberties to take with a pair of newly found anonymous used panties.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>During this round table discussion the great minds at Your Uncles Lap wax poetic on the true reason parents get their kids ant farms as well as which liberties to take with a pair of newly found anonymous used panties.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:12:44</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 39 - Don't Eff With 4chan</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/7/25/dont-eff-with-4chan.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100725.mp3</guid>
<description>Hot on the heels of the BP Oil crisis comes YUL Episode 39!  Discussion ensues regarding hot button topics such as eyeballing vodka, pissing off 4chan, and our weekly news segment with Georgie Porgie!</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Hot on the heels of the BP Oil crisis comes YUL Episode 39!  Discussion ensues regarding hot button topics such as eyeballing vodka, pissing off 4chan, and our weekly news segment with Georgie Porgie!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Hot on the heels of the BP Oil crisis comes YUL Episode 39!  Discussion ensues regarding hot button topics such as eyeballing vodka, pissing off 4chan, and our weekly news segment with Georgie Porgie!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:49:47</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 38 - Poop On Our Towels</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/7/13/episode-38-poop-on-our-towels.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100713.mp3</guid>
<description>With only 62 episodes left until our 100th show spectacular we're pulling out all the punches!  We talk about Mel Gibson, M. Knight Shaldkfjasdflkj, and how things in movies look cooler than they do in real life!</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>With only 62 episodes left until our 100th show spectacular we're pulling out all the punches!  We talk about Mel Gibson, M. Knight Shaldkfjasdflkj, and how things in movies look cooler than they do in real life!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>With only 62 episodes left until our 100th show spectacular we're pulling out all the punches!  We talk about Mel Gibson, M. Knight Shaldkfjasdflkj, and how things in movies look cooler than they do in real life!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:54:38</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 37 - Quarter Life Crisis</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/7/7/episode-37-quarter-life-crisis.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100707.mp3</guid>
<description>This week we talk about Ryan and Cody having a quarter life crisis as well as online dating and halloween stories.  Come to Corsicana, TX on Friday July 9th to see our friends Lord of the Fly play at Martins Music Hall.  Details @ www.youruncleslap.com</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>This week we talk about Ryan and Cody having a quarter life crisis as well as online dating and halloween stories.  Come to Corsicana, TX on Friday July 9th to see our friends Lord of the Fly play at Martins Music Hall.  Details @ www.youruncleslap.com</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This week we talk about Ryan and Cody having a quarter life crisis as well as online dating and halloween stories.  Come to Corsicana, TX on Friday July 9th to see our friends Lord of the Fly play at Martins Music Hall.  Details @ www.youruncleslap.com</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:31:26</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 36 - Calories Per Serving</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/7/1/episode-36-calories-per-serving.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100701.mp3</guid>
<description>Ah yes!  It's the elusive Your Uncle's Lap Episode 36!  Notice the bright colors on the male as he trys to attact a mate.  What is that?  Oh the male is performing a rare feat indeed.  He is trying to woo the female by talking about farting in elevators and weird bathroom rules.  As you can see....the female is uninterested and moves on to find another.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Ah yes!  It's the elusive Your Uncle's Lap Episode 36!  Notice the bright colors on the male as he trys to attact a mate.  What is that?  Oh the male is performing a rare feat indeed.  He is trying to woo the female by talking about farting in elevators and weird bathroom rules.  As you can see....the female is uninterested and moves on to find another.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Ah yes!  It's the elusive Your Uncle's Lap Episode 36!  Notice the bright colors on the male as he trys to attact a mate.  What is that?  Oh the male is performing a rare feat indeed.  He is trying to woo the female by talking about farting in elevators and weird bathroom rules.  As you can see....the female is uninterested and moves on to find another.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:34:54</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 35 - Devalued Albino Money</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/6/27/episode-35-devalued-albino-money.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100627.mp3</guid>
<description>This episode we talk about getting flustered around hot chicks, porn actor stabbings, and also "sack-tapping."  Yes....sack-tapping is as gay as it sounds.  Also new music from our friends The Influence.  Check them out @ myspace.com/theinfluence</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>This episode we talk about getting flustered around hot chicks, porn actor stabbings, and also "sack-tapping."  Yes....sack-tapping is as gay as it sounds.  Also new music from our friends The Influence.  Check them out @ myspace.com/theinfluence</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This episode we talk about getting flustered around hot chicks, porn actor stabbings, and also "sack-tapping."  Yes....sack-tapping is as gay as it sounds.  Also new music from our friends The Influence.  Check them out @ myspace.com/theinfluence</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:52:05</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<item>

<title>Episode 34 - OMGWTF A GIRL!</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/6/2/episode-34-omgwtf-a-girl.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100602.mp3</guid>
<description>Our newest friend of the female persuasion decided to join us on this weeks podcast and all of the inter-nerds that listen to us got their undies in a bunch.  We also talk about man-cards and prank calls!  New music by our friend Daniel Tidwell.  Check out his 1337 skills @ www.danieltidwell.com</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Our newest friend of the female persuasion decided to join us on this weeks podcast and all of the inter-nerds that listen to us got their undies in a bunch.  We also talk about man-cards and prank calls!  New music by our friend Daniel Tidwell.  Check out his 1337 skills @ www.danieltidwell.com</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Our newest friend of the female persuasion decided to join us on this weeks podcast and all of the inter-nerds that listen to us got their undies in a bunch.  We also talk about man-cards and prank calls!  New music by our friend Daniel Tidwell.  Check out his 1337 skills @ www.danieltidwell.com</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:47:34</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 33 - Sir Ian McKellen</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/5/23/episode-33-sir-ian-mckellen.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100523.mp3</guid>
<description>It's a fact.  Guys are into weird shit and girls have an unrealistic sense of entitlement.  This episode truly is kid tested, mother approved.  New music by Spies!</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>It's a fact.  Guys are into weird shit and girls have an unrealistic sense of entitlement.  This episode truly is kid tested, mother approved.  New music by Spies!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>It's a fact.  Guys are into weird shit and girls have an unrealistic sense of entitlement.  This episode truly is kid tested, mother approved.  New music by Spies!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:53:22</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 32 - Statistics</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/5/17/episode-32-statistics.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100517.mp3</guid>
<description>There is a 73 percent chance you will get bored from listening to this episode.  There is a 100 percent chance you will find us sexist, racist, and offensive.  Featuring a new song from Counterfeit Molly!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>There is a 73 percent chance you will get bored from listening to this episode.  There is a 100 percent chance you will find us sexist, racist, and offensive.  Featuring a new song from Counterfeit Molly!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>There is a 73 percent chance you will get bored from listening to this episode.  There is a 100 percent chance you will find us sexist, racist, and offensive.  Featuring a new song from Counterfeit Molly!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:05:37</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 31 - All About Girls</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/5/16/episode-31-all-about-girls.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100516.mp3</guid>
<description>Women.  Ever wonder why you're 37 years old and have 15 cats?  Included is a list of common deal breakers and pet peeves straight from the no bullshit mouths of YUL.</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Women.  Ever wonder why you're 37 years old and have 15 cats?  Included is a list of common deal breakers and pet peeves straight from the no bullshit mouths of YUL.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Women.  Ever wonder why you're 37 years old and have 15 cats?  Included is a list of common deal breakers and pet peeves straight from the no bullshit mouths of YUL.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:03:25</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 30 - Ernest P Worrell</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/5/24/episode-30-ernest-p-worrell.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100512.mp3</guid>
<description>The mysterious Episode 30 has somehow arrived.  What happened to it?  Why was it not available?  Maybe you should check out this Youtube clip and find out...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>The mysterious Episode 30 has somehow arrived.  What happened to it?  Why was it not available?  Maybe you should check out this Youtube clip and find out...</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>The mysterious Episode 30 has somehow arrived.  What happened to it?  Why was it not available?  Maybe you should check out this Youtube clip and find out...</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:53:01</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 29 - Uncle Pranks</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/4/22/episode-29-uncle-pranks.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100422.mp3</guid>
<description>NEW MIXER!  With this comes the uncanny power to do things such as prank call sex shops and pretend we are monks.  Also we talk about babies and Rydog's upcoming birthday.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>NEW MIXER!  With this comes the uncanny power to do things such as prank call sex shops and pretend we are monks.  Also we talk about babies and Rydog's upcoming birthday.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>NEW MIXER!  With this comes the uncanny power to do things such as prank call sex shops and pretend we are monks.  Also we talk about babies and Rydog's upcoming birthday.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:05:19</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 28 - Fart Walk</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/4/16/episode-28-fart-walk.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100416.mp3</guid>
<description>Getting old is taking its toll on YUL.  We forgot to upload this podcast.  This episode is about getting old and farting and Jesus and other stuff.  Just listen to it.</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Getting old is taking its toll on YUL.  We forgot to upload this podcast.  This episode is about getting old and farting and Jesus and other stuff.  Just listen to it.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Getting old is taking its toll on YUL.  We forgot to upload this podcast.  This episode is about getting old and farting and Jesus and other stuff.  Just listen to it.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:55:52</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 27 - Pussy Sparkle!</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/4/8/episode-27-pussy-sparkle.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100408.mp3</guid>
<description>Are boobs form or function?  Does penis enlargement work?  Why are gay men always the prettiest people on the planet?  All these topics plus more on this weeks episode brought to you by the fine folks at Chemco.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Are boobs form or function?  Does penis enlargement work?  Why are gay men always the prettiest people on the planet?  All these topics plus more on this weeks episode brought to you by the fine folks at Chemco.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Are boobs form or function?  Does penis enlargement work?  Why are gay men always the prettiest people on the planet?  All these topics plus more on this weeks episode brought to you by the fine folks at Chemco.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:01:44</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 26 - Creed ft Fat Albert</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/3/30/episode-26-creed-ft-fat-albert.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100330.mp3</guid>
<description>We have our first international guest, as well as our first female guest in this hour and a half special with the musical talents of Sicman!</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>We have our first international guest, as well as our first female guest in this hour and a half special with the musical talents of Sicman!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>We have our first international guest, as well as our first female guest in this hour and a half special with the musical talents of Sicman!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:29:35</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 25 - Mexican Magician</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/3/23/episode-25-mexican-magician.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100323.mp3</guid>
<description>This episode honestly sucks.  Unprepared, boring, clustered fuck of a mess.  But for some reason I laughed harder at this episode than any other so far.  We set the bar every time.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>This episode honestly sucks.  Unprepared, boring, clustered fuck of a mess.  But for some reason I laughed harder at this episode than any other so far.  We set the bar every time.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This episode honestly sucks.  Unprepared, boring, clustered fuck of a mess.  But for some reason I laughed harder at this episode than any other so far.  We set the bar every time.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:10:04</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 24 - Runaway Bovine!</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/3/15/episode-24-runaway-bovine.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100315.mp3</guid>
<description>Why does Ryan get poke through on fancy toilet paper but not on single ply?  More importantly....why did he enjoy it so much?  Even more important than that....why did he make ham sandwiches for Cody and Bill afterwards without washing his hands?</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Why does Ryan get poke through on fancy toilet paper but not on single ply?  More importantly....why did he enjoy it so much?  Even more important than that....why did he make ham sandwiches for Cody and Bill afterwards without washing his hands?</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Why does Ryan get poke through on fancy toilet paper but not on single ply?  More importantly....why did he enjoy it so much?  Even more important than that....why did he make ham sandwiches for Cody and Bill afterwards without washing his hands?</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:06:32</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 23 - Sounds Good</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/3/10/episode-23-sounds-good.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100310.mp3</guid>
<description>What do you get when you combine wine coolers, shitty pop music, and a lack of birth control?  That's right...pregnant teenage bitches.  This week we wax poetic on the former and also discuss such high brow topics such as prison survival tactics.</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>What do you get when you combine wine coolers, shitty pop music, and a lack of birth control?  That's right...pregnant teenage bitches.  This week we wax poetic on the former and also discuss such high brow topics such as prison survival tactics.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>What do you get when you combine wine coolers, shitty pop music, and a lack of birth control?  That's right...pregnant teenage bitches.  This week we wax poetic on the former and also discuss such high brow topics such as prison survival tactics.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:01:39</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 22 - JTB</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2010/3/2/episode-22-jtb.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100302.mp3</guid>
<description>This episodes contains smoking monkeys and Vampyres ;)</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>This episodes contains smoking monkeys and Vampyres ;)</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This episodes contains smoking monkeys and Vampyres ;)</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:10:20</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 21 - Egesegedre</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/2/26/episode-21-egesegedre.html</link>
<guid>http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100226.mp3</guid>
<description>Alcohol, plane crashes, olympics, alcohol, retarded babies, alcohol.  That about sums up our 21st episode.  Check it out!!!!</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Alcohol, plane crashes, olympics, alcohol, retarded babies, alcohol.  That about sums up our 21st episode.  Check it out!!!!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Alcohol, plane crashes, olympics, alcohol, retarded babies, alcohol.  That about sums up our 21st episode.  Check it out!!!!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:57:22</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 20 - Poopsichord</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/2/15/episode-20-poopsichord.html</link>
<guid>http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100215.mp3</guid>
<description>Having trouble sleeping at night?  Problematic uclers keep reappearing?  Can't quite get your cat to JUST USE THE LITTERBOX?!?!!?  Make your problems disappear with Your Uncles Lap Episode 20!  That's right!  For the small cost of FREE you get 19 fabulous episodes from Ryan, Cody, and Bill.  Wait...there's more!  If you go to our website RIGHT NOW we'll throw in the 20th Episode absolutely FREE!  That's 20 episodes of self deprication, racism, and the most sophisticated dick and fart humor this side of NAMBLA's New York Office!?</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Having trouble sleeping at night?  Problematic uclers keep reappearing?  Can't quite get your cat to JUST USE THE LITTERBOX?!?!!?  Make your problems disappear with Your Uncles Lap Episode 20!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Having trouble sleeping at night?  Problematic uclers keep reappearing?  Can't quite get your cat to JUST USE THE LITTERBOX?!?!!?  Make your problems disappear with Your Uncles Lap Episode 20!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:59:23</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 19 - Retard Thunderdome</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/2/8/episode-19-retard-thunderdome.html</link>
<guid>http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100208.mp3</guid>
<description>If being wrong means I can't make fun of people that are of lesser intelligence, then I don't want to be right.  As we near our 20th episode of Your Uncle's Lap, we talk about retarded people.  Don't blame us, blame the Arc of Northern Virginia for officially turning the word "Retarded" into a derogatory term.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>If being wrong means I can't make fun of people that are of lesser intelligence, then I don't want to be right.  As we near our 20th episode of Your Uncle's Lap, we talk about retarded people.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>If being wrong means I can't make fun of people that are of lesser intelligence, then I don't want to be right.  As we near our 20th episode of Your Uncle's Lap, we talk about retarded people.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:53:45</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 18 - Ghost Beer</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/2/1/episode-18-ghost-beer.html</link>
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<description>The artificial intelligence chips in dildos have become self aware!  I for one, welcome our new vibrating overlords.  In order to keep them happy we must cover the subjects they have on their list.  These include Comicon, passions vs. money, maturbation and it's link to prostate cancer, and Rydog's lunch trip to the strip club where he found his future wife.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>The artificial intelligence chips in dildos have become self aware!  I for one, welcome our new vibrating overlords.  Also, we discuss Comicon, passions vs. money, maturbation and it's link to prostate cancer, and making a stripper your wife.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>The artificial intelligence chips in dildos have become self aware!  I for one, welcome our new vibrating overlords.  Also, we discuss Comicon, passions vs. money, maturbation and it's link to prostate cancer, and making a stripper your wife.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:06:33</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 17 - Jk Jesus</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/1/25/episode-17-jk-jesus.html</link>
<guid>http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100125.mp3</guid>
<description>In Episode 17 we talk about odd names, pissing in strip clubs, earthquakes (again), and a bunch of other things that make the heavens pissed off at us.  At least we didnt really make fun of black people this time.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>In Episode 17 we talk about odd names, pissing in strip clubs, earthquakes (again), and a bunch of other things that make the heavens pissed off at us.  At least we didnt really make fun of black people this time.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>In Episode 17 we talk about odd names, pissing in strip clubs, earthquakes (again), and a bunch of other things that make the heavens pissed off at us.  At least we didnt really make fun of black people this time.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:17:34</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 16 - Available In Braille!</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/1/18/episode-16-available-in-braille.html</link>
<guid>http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100118.mp3</guid>
<description>This go around we discuss butt peeing, pay our respects to the dead, make fun of deaf AND blind people, and share our eulogies in the event that we do die.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>This go around we discuss butt peeing, pay our respects to the dead, make fun of deaf AND blind people, and share our eulogies in the event that we do die.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This go around we discuss butt peeing, pay our respects to the dead, make fun of deaf AND blind people, and share our eulogies in the event that we do die.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:58:41</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 15 - Catfish?</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/1/11/episode-15-catfish.html</link>
<guid>http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100111.mp3</guid>
<description>Pick up methods, crazy cults, sex robots, and Bill's Mom's Bulldog.  What do all of these things have in common?  Catfish!  Our second live broadcast went swimmingly.....like a catfish!  Give into peer pressure and take a gander at this badboy.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Pick up methods, crazy cults, sex robots, and Bill's Mom's Bulldog.  What do all of these things have in common?  Catfish!  Our second live broadcast went swimmingly.....like a catfish!  Give into peer pressure and take a gander at this badboy.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Pick up methods, crazy cults, sex robots, and Bill's Mom's Bulldog.  What do all of these things have in common?  Catfish!  Our second live broadcast went swimmingly.....like a catfish!  Give into peer pressure and take a gander at this badboy.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:18:14</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 14 - YUL 09 Review</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2010/1/4/episode-14-yul-09-review.html</link>
<guid>http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20100104.mp3</guid>
<description>The first podcast of 2010.  To celebrate the new year, we put a close to 2009.  We reveal our 2009 personal statistics, review media, and break ground on things to come in 2010.  This was also the first podcast that we did before a live audience via stickam.com.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>The first podcast of 2010.  We reveal our 2009 personal statistics, review media, and break ground on things to come in 2010.  This was also the first podcast that we did before a live audience via stickam.com.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>The first podcast of 2010.  We reveal our 2009 personal statistics, review media, and break ground on things to come in 2010.  This was also the first podcast that we did before a live audience via stickam.com.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:11:21</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 13 - YULetide Podcast</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/12/24/yuletide-podcast.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091224.mp3</guid>
<description>Get it?  YUL?  Merry Christmas folks.  In this podcast we answer a few emails, and play a little game where we spin the wheel of stereotypes.</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Get it?  YUL?  Merry Christmas folks.  In this podcast we answer a few emails, and play a little game where we spin the wheel of stereotypes.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Get it?  YUL?  Merry Christmas folks.  In this podcast we answer a few emails, and play a little game where we spin the wheel of stereotypes.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:17:06</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 12 - Too Many Midgers</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/12/19/episode-12-too-many-midgers.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091219.mp3</guid>
<description>Fucking Midgers!  They're always fucking everything up!  This week we talk about getting busted looking at girls booties, cleaning up the crime scene when the others die in compromising positions, and wax poetic on the pros and cons of the new proposed health bill.</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Fucking Midgers!  They're always fucking everything up!  This week we talk about getting busted looking at girls booties, and cleaning up the crime scene when the others die in compromising positions.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Fucking Midgers!  They're always fucking everything up!  This week we talk about getting busted looking at girls booties, and cleaning up the crime scene when the others die in compromising positions.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:58:40</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 11 - Future Cast</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/12/13/episode-11-future-cast.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091213.mp3</guid>
<description>On our 11th episode of YUL, we discuss Dungeons and Dragons, sex robots, and what we would do if we could travel into the future.</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>On our 11th episode of YUL, we discuss Dungeons and Dragons, sex robots, and what we would do if we could travel into the future.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On our 11th episode of YUL, we discuss Dungeons and Dragons, sex robots, and what we would do if we could travel into the future.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:00:52</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<item>

<title>Hora de la variedad del episodio 10 especial!</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/12/8/hora-de-la-variedad-del-episodio-10-especial.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091208.mp3</guid>
<description>Celebrating our 10th episde, we do something a little different for this podcast.  Thanks to those for listening and giving us feedback and keeping us going.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Celebrating our 10th episde, we do something a little different for this podcast.  Thanks to those for listening and giving us feedback and keeping us going.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Celebrating our 10th episde, we do something a little different for this podcast.  Thanks to those for listening and giving us feedback and keeping us going.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:07:20</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 9 - How Long Is Your Chode?</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/11/22/episode-9-how-long-is-your-chode.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091122.mp3</guid>
<description>In our 9th installment of YUL, we answer a few emails, talk about what we are thankful for, figure out the day we were conceived, and have some behind the scenes talk about the progress and future of our podcast.</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>In our 9th installment of YUL, we answer a few emails, talk about what we are thankful for, figure out the day we were conceived, and have some behind the scenes talk about the progress and future of our podcast.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>In our 9th installment of YUL, we answer a few emails, talk about what we are thankful for, figure out the day we were conceived, and have some behind the scenes talk about the progress and future of our podcast.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:06:44</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 8 - Pros and Cons</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/11/16/episode-8-pros-and-cons.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091116.mp3</guid>
<description>As we pain our way though episode 8, we discuss pros and cons of several topics, the validity of signatures, and why Fry's Electronics sucks dick.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>As we pain our way though episode 8, we discuss pros and cons of several topics, the validity of signatures, why Fry's Electronics sucks dick, and overall just try to have a podcast that wont earn us a one way ticket to hell.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>As we pain our way though episode 8, we discuss pros and cons of several topics, the validity of signatures, why Fry's Electronics sucks dick, and overall just try to have a podcast that wont earn us a one way ticket to hell.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:15:44</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 7 - Magick Cast!</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2009/11/9/episode-7-magick-cast.html</link>
<guid>http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091109.mp3</guid>
<description>Episode 7 is full of all kinds of amazing bullshits.  Guilty pleasures, ruined moments, and other general ranting and raving.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 7 is full of all kinds of amazing bullshits.  Guilty pleasures, ruined moments, and other general ranting and raving.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Episode 7 is full of all kinds of amazing bullshits.  Guilty pleasures, ruined moments, and other general ranting and raving.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:04:58</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 6 - Crossing Swords</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/11/3/episode-6-crossing-swords.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091103.mp3</guid>
<description>In episode 6 we review our Halloween weekend, answer more emails from listeners, discuss the magical properties of bacon, and receive topless pictures of someones slutty wife!</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>In episode 6 we review our Halloween weekend, answer more emails from listeners, discuss the magical properties of bacon, and receive topless pictures of someones slutty wife!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>In episode 6 we review our Halloween weekend, answer more emails from listeners, discuss the magical properties of bacon, and receive topless pictures of someones slutty wife!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:59:48</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 5 - YUL Responds</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2009/10/26/episode-5-yul-responds.html</link>
<guid>http://www.youruncleslap.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091026.mp3</guid>
<description>In this episode we respond to listener emails answering some challenging questions, share listener experiences and discuss the douche.  There are many other adventures in this dinosaur themed podcast brought to you by Summers Eve.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>In this episode we respond to listener emails answering some challenging questions, share listener experiences and discuss the douche.  There are many other adventures in this dinosaur themed podcast brought to you by Summers Eve.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>In this episode we respond to listener emails answering some challenging questions, share listener experiences and discuss the douche.  There are many other adventures in this dinosaur themed podcast brought to you by Summers Eve.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>01:00:51</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 4 - Just Observations</title>
<link>http://www.youruncleslap.com/podcasts/2009/10/19/episode-4-just-observations.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091019.mp3</guid>
<description>This week we tackle a few random observations such as Oprah, the work ethic of Mexicans, and ponder sexing up vagrants. We are changing the flow of our show a bit and making plans for more website features.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>This week we tackle a few random observations such as Oprah, the work ethic of Mexicans, and ponder sexing up vagrants. We are changing the flow of our show a bit and making plans for more website features.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This week we tackle a few random observations such as Oprah, the work ethic of Mexicans, and ponder sexing up vagrants. We are changing the flow of our show a bit and making plans for more website features.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:45:42</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 3 - Our Childhood</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/10/12/episode-3-our-childhood.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091012.mp3</guid>
<description>During episode 3 we take a venturous dive into the depths of our youth and discuss the moments that left an impact in our childhood and made us into the terrible characters that we are today. Special props go out to our moms and dads.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>During episode 3 we take a venturous dive into the depths of our youth and discuss the moments that left an impact in our childhood and made us into the terrible characters that we are today. Special props go out to our moms and dads.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>During episode 3 we take a venturous dive into the depths of our youth and discuss the moments that left an impact in our childhood and made us into the terrible characters that we are today. Special props go out to our moms and dads.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:52:17</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 2 - Final Wishes</title>
<link>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/podcasts/2009/10/12/episode-2-final-wishes.html</link>
<guid>http://youruncleslap.squarespace.com/storage/episodes/YUL20091005.mp3</guid>
<description>In episode 2 we share our fan-mail, talk about things we would want to accomplish before we die, and compare our experiences with the worst gift we have ever received.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>In episode 2 we share our fan-mail, talk about things we would want to accomplish before we die, and compare our experiences with the worst gift we have ever received.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>In episode 2 we share our fan-mail, talk about things we would want to accomplish before we die, and compare our experiences with the worst gift we have ever received.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:52:17</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Episode 1 - Things We Hate</title>
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<description>First official episode!  BOY HOWDY!  On this episode we talk about things we hate and get the general feel of how all of this hippety hoppety works!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<author>youruncleslap@gmail.com (Ryan, Cody, Bill)</author>

<itunes:author>Ryan, Cody, and Bill</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<itunes:subtitle>First official episode!  BOY HOWDY!  On this episode we talk about things we hate and get the general feel of how all of this hippety hoppety works!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>First official episode!  BOY HOWDY!  On this episode we talk about things we hate and get the general feel of how all of this hippety hoppety works!</itunes:summary>

<itunes:duration>00:54:21</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Your,Uncles,Lap,uncle,ryan,fielder,cody,sims,bill,allen</itunes:keywords>

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